Food(ish) things I strangely crave

Lately I’ve been getting cravings for food (I almost wrote “things” which may be more accurate) I haven’t had for a long time. Here’s the list so far:

  • Eggo waffles (I swear it has nothing to do with Stranger Things)
  • Sausage and egg McMuffin (I’ve indulged this one a few times already)
  • Oat fudge bar (from Starbucks–like the above, I’ve gotten a few of these recently)
  • Apple pie
  • Stuffed olives
  • Breakfast cereal that is really just candy. You’re not fooling anyone, Reese Puffs (which I bought on sale this week)
  • Goldfish crackers (judging from previous purchases I’d probably take these intravenously if possible)
  • chocolate of almost any kind

None of this is good for my weight loss goal. In fact I was just slightly over 160 pounds yesterday morning, a depressing setback considering I was down as low as 153 pounds just a month or so ago. It’s enough to make me want to eat four of the eight items listed above in a self-defeating attempt to console myself.

On the plus side, the time it took to write this blog entry was time not spent eating any of the listed items.

On the less-plus side, I had a bowl of Reese Puffs earlier this evening.

Unrelated but still food: Tim Hortons is selling a “snowflake” donut. I don’t like the implication there. We don’t need snowflake donuts. How about a nice sun donut to celebrate global warming instead?

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