Merry Christmas, 2022 Edition

Well, the world is still here and it’s not on fire, relatively speaking, so hooray.

But I still secretly hope that historians, researchers, archaeologists and all other appropriate specialists discover convincing evidence that Christ was actually born in June and Christmas moves to the start of summer, because the end of December is the worst time of year for the Northern Hemisphere to be travelling en masse. Or at all.

Speaking of weather, yesterday we had a deluge and today the copious amounts of snow have been greatly reduced. A few more days of persistent rain should get rid of most of the rest. This means I probably won’t be able to run on Monday (tomorrow), so boo. But Wednesday is a possibility (yay).

This also means we have an unofficial white Christmas (I think a “real” one is where it actually snows on Christmas, we just have so much snow that even a 24-hour monsoon could not wash away all of it).

Here’s my Christmas wish list for 2022. I am trying to not be too cynical or jaded. Trying!

  • Peace on Earth
  • Trump on trial before the end of 2023, and convicted. It could be for anything. A parking ticket. I don’t care. Just something.
  • Peace in my home (hopefully the PU move out in 2023, that would be the best present of all).

Merry Christmas to any humans reading these. Heck, Merry Christmas to any bots scraping the site, too!

‘Twas the night before Christmas (2016 edition)

Technically this is a rare white Christmas, not because I am, in fact, white (which is not rare but persistent), but because there is still snow on the ground. It’s been around eight years since snow hung around for so long. It feels like this snow has been around for eight years.

I went for a twenty-minute walk around the neighborhood this evening and as one might expect on Christmas Eve, it was very quiet, aided in part by rather dense fog. I had people in a car pull over and ask me how to get to the Patullo Bridge. Normally you can find it by just driving toward it–it’s kind of hard to miss. But in the fog, it’s actually really easy to miss. If you’re not familiar with the area you’d have no real sense of where you are. You might be driving into a town that sacrifices tourists to appease a corn god or even into Surrey.

Tomorrow is forecast to be cold and clear, which is fine by me. Boxing Day (the start of Boxing Week, Boxing Month and eventually Boxing Year) is slated to feature more snow. This is not fine by me. I’d like to start running outdoors again before it’s officially spring.

Oh, and I somehow hurt my lower back about a week and a half ago (lifting an old Seanix PC, I think) and it’s been slowly recovering, except last night when it suddenly got much worse. I’ve been more mobile today and have medicated in anticipation of the bed failing to comfort as it should.

So I only really want three things for Christmas:

  1. No more snow this winter (seems unlikely)
  2. My back to feel better (there’s a decent chance it will at least be improving again)
  3. Donald Trump to be kidnapped by Bigfoot, never to be seen again (unlikely but I remain hopeful)

Overall, not the worst Christmas Eve ever but given how generally dismal this year has been, I am content the fog outside isn’t actually on fire.