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Until April 7th Best Buy Canada is offering some boffo deals on various Apple products. Check out this bargain for the iPad Air 2:

Are you wearing a hat? You may want to hold onto it before reading further, lest it zing off your head from the shock. Are you ready? This deal amounts to a colossal savings of…

1.4%

I think it’s fair to say this will put an end to the notion that Apple hardware carries premium pricing.

For the first time in six seasons the Vancouver Canucks have been eliminated from playoff contention. The possibility of playoff-based riots this summer is now zero, insuring that if disaster is to strike the city it will have to come from a source other than disgruntled hockey “fans”.

Thank you for keeping Vancouver safe, Canucks!