2019 Bestseller instant success template

Easy steps:

1. Write a book about something. Whatever, it doesn’t matter.
2. Include f*ck in the title, in the manner of “not caring/don’t care”, not in the manner of the carnal act
3. Include girl in the title, in the manner of a female human
4. OK, just use this title: The Girl Who Didn’t Give a F*ck
5. Market it as both a thriller and self-help
6. Rake in $$$

Tune in next year for the next word/phrase to add to sell even more copies.