Continuing the trek toward fifty inane writing prompts…
- Write a story based on the song “Heartbreak Hotel” where staying at the hotel will cause your heart to rupture, resulting in a swift, painful death. Make it a romantic comedy.
- You and your friends have gathered around the campfire to tell spooky stories. You begin to tell yours, “The Haunted Ketchup Packet.”
- Electricity is a recent discovery. Think of 12 things to do while being electrocuted.
- In 400 words, create your ideal pudding.
- Begin a story with, “His unibrow had gained sentience, just as I feared it would.”
- In 200 words, write about your first sexually transmitted disease.
- Throw a rock at a little kid in the park, then write about your adventures in jail.
- Godzilla and King Kong are finally getting married and you’ve been asked to write their wedding vows, then you kill them because they are big freaky monsters.
- Write from the perspective of a smart car with a brain tumor. Make it a romantic comedy.
- Using a time travel machine, the scientific genius fixes everything that was wrong with history. What sort of pants does he wear? How did they help him fix history?