I got this in my email this morning. It was titled thusly:
I assume dope still means “awesome” in 2025. I am dope, woo.
Then the body of the email, with further info bits redacted:
Wow, a free t-shirt, for me? I am dope, so I guess I deserve it. I am especially curious how Peter stumbled upon my IG profile, since it doesn’t exist any more. Perhaps he saw it before I had it deleted. Perhaps Peter has access to a time machine and travelled back in time to when the account was still active, and also loaded up on a bunch of t-shirts while back in 2015 or whatever.
In any case, I appreciate having style and being dope, so thanks, Peter.
P.S. I may have categorized your missive as a salty pork-based product that comes in a can.
