I’m dope!

I got this in my email this morning. It was titled thusly:

I assume dope still means “awesome” in 2025. I am dope, woo.

Then the body of the email, with further info bits redacted:

Wow, a free t-shirt, for me? I am dope, so I guess I deserve it. I am especially curious how Peter stumbled upon my IG profile, since it doesn’t exist any more. Perhaps he saw it before I had it deleted. Perhaps Peter has access to a time machine and travelled back in time to when the account was still active, and also loaded up on a bunch of t-shirts while back in 2015 or whatever.

In any case, I appreciate having style and being dope, so thanks, Peter.

P.S. I may have categorized your missive as a salty pork-based product that comes in a can.

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