This one great trick for writing a novel super fast

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With National Novel Writing Month approaching in a few weeks and the prospect of having to write at least 50,000 words in a mere 30 days, many anxious writers may be wondering how to write a large volume of words and how to do it fast.

It’s easy, and this one simple trick will do it. Click below to find out!

(imagine you need to click somewhere below, past 5-7 ads, several of which repeat)

One Guaranteed Way to Write a Novel Almost Instantly1The slightly reworked title is to give you a sense of unease, like “Is this the same article? Maybe I should scroll through more ads to be sure.”

(at this point, one of the next three things occurs)

  • The article fails to load, coincidentally forcing you to reload the page and see all the ads again
  • You get to the bottom and to what seems like a story (or is it an ad?) about using AI to churn out reams of text automagically. It’s never clear if this is the article or not.
  • Sandwiched between two busy ads is this single line of text: “Learn to type 500 words per minute.”

Later: Ads about learning to write fast (probably by using AI) follow you everywhere online for the next 6–12 months.

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