In no particular order as I feel all would perform equally well at the task, while also being superior to the person who actually, regrettably, holds the title:
- a bowling ball
- a toilet plunger
- a smooth, round rock
- a 25 year old Twinkie
- a piece of lint
This is actually a trick list because it could include every inanimate object in existence, including those from other dimensions.
I don’t know why I picked today to take a vague potshot at the worst modern U.S. president (and, I would argue, the least qualified president ever). Perhaps The Rains have made me cranky.
