In which I try my old technique of coming up with the title first and the story second. Since this is brainstorming and I rarely control my impulse to be silly this is not terribly likely to yield useful results, but stranger and more horrible things have happened.
- Cosmic Tingles (this was actually suggested as the new title for my novel Road Closed, suggested by a co-worker; I just really want to use it somewhere)
- Hatful of Hats
- The Biomechanical Keyboard
- Lost in Thought Experiment
- 50,000 Words in 50,000 Days
- The Girl Who Could Write Better Novel Titles Than Me
- The Swiffer Sniffer
- Belly Rub
- Haunted Hot Dog Stand
- A Crick in Time
- Umbrella Universe
- Write, Monkey
- Try Turning It On and Off
- I Should Be in Bed