Seriously. I’m not a parrot.
I make a vow, here, publicly, on the interweb: I will eat no more crackers.
When I break this vow, I will return here and self-flagellate or something.

Seriously. I’m not a parrot.
I make a vow, here, publicly, on the interweb: I will eat no more crackers.
When I break this vow, I will return here and self-flagellate or something.