Black Friday is now Blackvember

silver macbook beside apple magic mouse
I wanted a faintly absurd stock photo for this post. Done! Photo by Karolina Grabowska on Pexels.com

At least going by the promotions sluicing into my email inbox this month. At least I didn’t see eggnog on the grocery store shelf before Halloween. Or I didn’t notice it.

Anyway, happy shopping holiday thing to everyone! I will accept any and all gifts you may wish to send that aren’t alive, harmful or versions of Windows prior to 95.