This head cold I’m currently fighting is like what you get if you crossed a head cold with Africanized bees. I’m tired, I’m achy, my sinuses are so plugged up it’s like my nose went on vacation. If I get a little cold (ho ho) I start shivering as if I’m standing starkers on an ice floe.
And today it feels like it’s moving into my chest, so coughing and wheezing are what I can likely look forward to for the rest of the week.
I don’t like this. Please send a healthy body for me to occupy ASAP.