Run 690: The sweatbox

When nature calls before a run at the lake, I use the port-o-potty located at the corner of the Avalon parking lot (pictured above in all its glory). It’s just off the trail and near to where I start, regardless of whether I’m running clockwise or counter-clockwise.

Today was such a day, so I popped in and well.

Have you ever wondered how they clean port-o-potties? Neither have I. But if you figured they just house the thing down, you’d be right. Apparently I was the first one to use the port-o-potty this morning post-hosing. It was already warm–22C–and as you can see from the photo the potty is sitting in the sun. Plus it’s humid again, around 69% at the start of my run.

What this meant was that when I opened the door to the port-o-potty it was like stepping into a greenhouse set to emulate the very end of our future climate meltdown. The entire interior was dripping with water and the humidity felt like it was sitting right around 2000%. No one had even broken the wrappers on the toilet paper yet!

I got out of there quickly, afraid I might pass out otherwise.

Oh yeah, and then I did a run!

I went counterclockwise today and originally thought I had miscalculated because the Cottonwood Trail was mostly in direct sun, but the Avalon Trail at the opposite end was much the same, so no matter which way I was going, it was going to be with lots of sun. I was smart and wore sunblock, though!

As this is the first run of the week, I focused more on keeping a steady pace and hitting a specific heart rate range. I surprised myself by still being faster than expected and knew that if I did a burst in the last km I could break the six-minute mark, but it was very humid, I was out in the open sun at that point, and my energy was being steadily drained, so I only put on a bit of a boost and finished with a pace of 6:01/km.

Other than just feeling drained by the humidity, there were no other issues on the run, a pleasant and welcome surprise. I passed a few other joggers, plus a bronzed Adonis sans shirt who also chose to run. I’m not jealous at all of his perfect abs. Who wants to be perfect, anyway?

Stats:

Run 690
Average pace: 6:01/km
Location: Burnaby Lake (CCW)
Start: 10:28 p.m.
Distance: 5:02 km
Time: 30:17
Weather: Sunny
Temp: 22ºC
Humidity: 60%
Wind: light
BPM: 154
Weight: 165.9
Total distance to date: 5053 km
Devices: Apple Watch Series 5, iPhone 12, AirPods (3rd generation)
Shoes: Brooks Caldera 5 (168 km)

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