I mean, apart from stuff like existing, breathing and such.
And that thing is logging into MyFitnessPal on a daily basis. Behold today’s login:
Not accounting for leap years, this works out to logging in every day for 10.95 years. And in that time, my weight has gone up (to a high of 187 pounds in 2008) and down (to a low of 143 pounds in 2012) to various levels in-between (I am currently struggling with getting my weight down again, though I’m well clear of hitting 187, at least. For now, anyway. Check back with me in a few cookies months).
I stepped on the scale today and remember when we used modems to connect to BBSes and the early internet in the 80s and 90s and the modem would make this weird, screeching sound while connecting?
That’s what I did when I stepped on the scale.
I was up 1.2 pounds, another one of those big, fat overnight weight gains.
But in the spirit of a new year and new possibilities, I choose to take this as a chance to demonstrate how I can easily come down from my new, fatty height. Let us observe where I was in years past on January 1:
OK, I clearly fudged (hehe) up over the course of 2023, but I am still down 10.5 pounds from my portly state of 2022, so that remains a good thing. And this year I will continue to mind my snacking, stay active and do things that aren’t eating donuts, so I am confident the number a year from now will be…lower.
And I’ll burn more calories by blogging more. Let’s see if I can keep up a pace of at least two posts per day. I’m 1 for 1 so far!
Let’s start with the bad news: I am up again, and the rate increased, going from 0.9 pounds in November to 1.6 pounds in December. This is clearly not the way a weight loss trend should progress.
But when I look at the overall month, I do notice something that suggests it’s not as bad as it looks. On December 26, my weight suddenly jumped 1.1 pounds to a monthly high of 172.9 pounds, which was anomalous for the month. I dropped 1.8 pounds after this and if I had started that drop at the day-before weight of 171.8 pounds, I would have ended up with a monthly weight gain of 0.5 pounds, an increase small enough to be a rounding error.
Is this a bunch of rationalization? Yes! But it’s also accurate. And even 1.6 pounds is small enough that I could lose it in a few days.
What I’m saying is that I think I may finally have my weight loss more under control, and just in time for the new year.
First a couple of monthly stats:
Date
Weight
Body fat
Body water
Muscle mass
Dec. 1
169.5 pounds
24.7%
54.9%
30.2 kg
Dec. 31
171.1 pounds
25.4%
54.5%
30.3 kg
I gained a tiny bit of muscle, but also 0.7% of body fat, like I thought I was a bear getting ready to hibernate. Still, nothing too horrible.
Toward the end of the month, I really did improve on snacking and so for 2024 my goal will remain the same, to get to 150 pounds. At my current weight, that would mean losing 1.75 pounds per month (about 0.43 pounds per week), which seems reasonable and possible. And yet!
I started the year at 164.2 pounds and ended it at 171.1 pounds, so I gained 6.9 pounds, an average gain of about half a pound per month. From that perspective, it doesn’t look too bad. And in fact, here’s a fun change: My muscle mass went from 29.7 kg to 30.3 kg, so I did actually put on a little muscle. Woo.
We’ll see what 2024 brings. Hopefully not donuts.
Weight:
January 1, 2023: 164.2 pounds
Current: 171.1 pounds
Year to date: Up 6.9 pounds
December 1: 168.3 pounds
December 31: 169.2 pounds (up 0.9 pounds)
Body fat:
December 1: 24.7%
December 31: 25.4% (up 0.7%)
Skeletal muscle mass:
December 1: 30.2%
December 31: 30.3% (up 0.1%)
Body water:
December 1: 54.9%
December 31: 54.5% (down 0.4%)
Historical: January 1, 2022: 182.8 pounds
Yes, I am up again (though not as much as last month, which is semi-good).
In fact, for the month, I was only down from the initial weight of 168.3 pounds once–three days in when I hit 168.1 pounds. It was all up (and down and up and down) from there.
But let’s look at the full set of stats from the beginning of the month to the end and compare. This calls for a table, which I hate doing in WordPress, but here we go!
Date
Weight
Body fat
Body water
Muscle mass
Nov. 1
168.1 pounds
24.5%
55.1%
30.0 kg
Nov. 30
169.2 pounds
25.4%
54.5%
30.1 kg
As you can see, the news is…not good. While my muscle mass is up marginally for the month (muscle is denser than fat, so adds more equivalent weight), my body water is currently lower and my body fat percentage is higher. Meaning I have, in fact, gotten a bit fatter.
Sigh.
But! I swore to go snack-free in November, and I didn’t. In fact, I snacked regularly like some dirty little snacker. For December, I am again vowing to go snack-free. I will allow a few exceptions as follows:
Fruit, like bananas or apples
Vegetables, in case I develop a sudden carrot addiction
30g of cheese or less after a run
A small glass of chocolate milk after a run
That’s it!
We’ll see what happens. I mean, in theory I should be able to stay below 169.2 pounds for the month, but I’ve been saying this for multiple months as my weight has gone up, so maybe I’ve been secretly cursing myself. I make no predictions for December, except that my weight will be a set of numbers.
Weight:
January 1, 2023: 164.2 pounds
Current: 169.2 pounds
Year to date: Up 5 pounds
November 1: 168.3 pounds
November 30: 169.2 pounds (up 0.9 pounds)
Body fat:
November 1: 24.5%
November 30: 25.4% (up 0.9%)
Skeletal muscle mass:
November 1: 30.0%
November 30: 30.1% (up 0.1%)
Body water:
November 1: 55.1%
November 30: 54.5% (down 0.6%)
Historical: January 1, 2022: 182.8 pounds
Not an inspirational drama featuring Daniel Day-Lewis.
After my 10K run on Monday, I waited to see how my troublesome knees would respond, especially the right one, which has been the worst of the two.
Yesterday, things actually seemed to be…okay! Both knees were feeling pretty normal. But then I did something and my left knee became Very Sore.
What horrible thing did I do to my left knee?
I sat down.
Yes.
Specifically, most of the time when I’m working at the computer or drawing on the iPad, I am sitting in my high-backed IKEA Markus chair, which has served me well enough, especially for the price. I sit with both feet on the floor, as most humans do. But sometimes I will get all contemplative and when that happens, I will pull up my left leg and rest it on top of my right leg.
This apparently creates pressure and strain on the left knee that I normally would not notice, but because of the 10K run on Monday, I did notice. A lot.
But by the time I noticed, the left knee was stiff and achy. I stopped sitting all fancy-like. I had a good night’s sleep and this morning as I type this (both feet down) the left knee is still sore, but the soreness is down considerably. All the same, I will not be running today, which will allow me extra time to buy toilet paper, which is a super fun thing to do.
And that’s the story of my left knee for today. Exciting additional chapters will be added as needed.
In my everquest1I still sometimes miss EverQuest 2. You could do a lot of stuff in that game. to get back to my fighting1 weight of 150 pounds, I’ve decided to use an approach that has seen success in the past: going cold turkey. Mmm, turkey.
Specifically, I am going to try reducing my snack intake like so:
Current snack intake: Snacks
Proposed snack intake: No snacks
The beauty is in its simplicity! Will it work? Let’s find out. As of typing this post, I am 100% on track.
What’s a better term for “fighting” in this context? Maybe “preferred” would be better. Let’s just say a weight where my hand can slide over my belly and not undulate. Not that I make a habit of sliding my hands over my belly, mind you. What I’m saying is lose the belly fat, which would presumably happen if I was 150 pounds again. ↩︎
However, rather than weep in despair over the weight gain, I’ve decided to step back and take a more nuanced look at what is happening to my body.
First, about an hour after weighing myself this morning (I was up 0.6 pounds) I had to answer the call of nature, which would have effectively meant I had no weight gain today and would have been up 1.6 pounds for the month, which is equivalent to about two days of average weight drops. Not a big deal.
Second, I noted that for the month, my weight only went down on two days around the midway point and both drops were minimal, rounding errors.
Third, the Garmin scale measures other stats, and I’ve added several below:
Skeletal Muscle Mass. This is the muscle you can build through exercise.
Body water. This is when you feel bloated because you drank at the fountain for five minutes solid after a run.
Both of these result in weight gain–one more permanent, in the form of muscle growth, the other more variable, as your hydration level rises and dips.
And looking at all the stats, I see something interesting for this month:
My body fat percentage is unchanged, even as my weight increased
My muscle mass has improved slightly, by 0.3%
Body water is unchanged (with a higher weight, it also counts for less)
In all, it seems I am not losing much fat (almost entirely due to diet), but am also building muscle (due to running), with the net result of weight gain, which is mostly due to positive changes.
It still means I need to change up my diet to lose more fat, because it’s still too high. So in November, no snacking at all, save what I may have left over from this month, then nothing after (I don’t have vast stores of snacks, so I should deplete them in a few days at most). Then we’ll see if I can actually bring that pesky body fat number down.
I remain, as always, donut-free.
Stats:
Weight:
January 1, 2023: 164.2 pounds
Current: 168.8 pounds
Year to date: Up 4.6 pounds
October 1: 166.2 pounds
October 31: 168.8 pounds (up 2.2 pounds)
Body fat:
October 1: 24.9%
October 31: 24.9% (unchanged)
Skeletal muscle mass:October 1: 29.8%
October 31: 30.1% (up 0.3%)
Body water:October 1: 54.8%
October 31: 54.8% (unchanged)
Historical: January 1, 2022: 182.8 pounds
This was a weird month. I started with an uptick in weight, which normally makes it easier to be down for the month.
Normally.
And in fact, I was down for 21 of the 30 days, so the trend was definitely down. Three days ago, I was still down, by 0.4 pounds (my lowest of the month was a week before at 164.8 pounds), then two days ago I jumped 1.2 pounds, meaning I had to lose 0.8 pounds in two days to be down for the month. I lost 0.3 pounds.
:sadtrombone:
On the plus side, part of the gain was actual muscle mass (if my scale is accurate, and for this I choose to believe IT IS 100% ACCURATE ALWAYS)–about 300 grams in the last week (I ran four times). My body fat was also (just barely) down for the month, too, despite being up slightly. You can’t argue with math!
So while this uptick is unfortunate, I actually believe–not fake believe!–that it’s temporary. Thus, I boldly predict:
I will be down in weight for October.
Stats:
Weight:
January 1, 2023: 164.2 pounds
Current: 167.6 pounds
Year to date: Up 3.4 pounds
September 1: 167.1 pounds
September 30: 167.6 pounds (up 0.5 pounds)
Body fat:September 1: 24.9%
September 30: 24.8% (down 0.1%)
Historical: January 1, 2022: 182.8 pounds
Yesterday I found myself with a headache of unknown origin. Ruling out things like alien probes and exotic diseases, I was left to ponder more mundane sources and it occurred to me that one thing had changed over the last few days: I had not had any cola to drink. I only drink sugar-free soda, but I do imbibe on a pretty much daily basis. Our supply was low, so I’d switched to flavoured water or (gasp) just plain water.
And then the headache. Because while the soda is sugar-free, it is not caffeine-free. My body was probably reacting to minor caffeine withdrawal in one of the most common ways–a headache.
I’ve had soda since and no more headaches. This is good and bad. Good, because headaches suck. Bad, because I obviously have a caffeine problem. I will take corrective action soon™.
The good news is I didn’t gain weight this month, yay.
The bad news is I also did not lose weight this month, boo.
The weird news is my current weight is an evil 166.6 pounds.
Fun Facts:
I was legit down in weight 11 times during the month.
If you count from July 31, when I was 167.3 pounds, I actually did lose weight, dropping 0.7 pounds!
My body fat edged up, boo.
I did not stick to my “no snacking” rule very well, though it wasn’t a complete disaster or anything.
I remain donut free.
Despite the cost, I’ve thought about returning to Noom. On Noom I was able to get down to 157 pounds before my plan expired, and I chose not to re-sub.
On the other hand, I was able to get as low as 146 pounds on my own way back when.
On the other other hand, I was also single at the time, and it was easier to keep away temptations, because I was the only one deciding on meals and what food was kept in the house.
My hopeful prediction: September will see an improvement on “no snacking” and actual weight loss. How much weight loss? I’ll be modest and say maybe a pound or so. I’m not looking at some huge breakthrough here, just a slow decline.
Stats:
Weight:
January 1, 2023: 164.2 pounds
Current: 166.6 pounds
Year to date: Up 2.4 pounds
August 1: 166.6 pounds
August 31: 166.6 pounds (up 0 pounds)
Body fat:August 1: 24.4%
August 31: 24.8% (up 0.41%)
Historical: January 1, 2022: 182.8 pounds
I started the month at 166.6 pounds, which was not only devilish, but also up from the previous month. Today I weighed in at 168.7 pounds, meaning in just seven days I have gained 2.1 pounds.
For those who think that you can lose weight just through exercise, I’ll add that I also ran three times during those seven days, including twice where the total distance, including walking, came in at over 18 km.
Now, this is entirely my fault. Yesterday, I had two meals with bacon, for crying out loud. I was slothful to the point of being inert through the weekend. Today, I’m actually going outside. Maybe the fresh air will make me magically shed a pound. It’s possible!
Here is a robot attacking a human, because I don’t deserve a kitten today.
Yes, I know. How did this happen? Was it donuts? I had a few snacky days, but no real set pattern of snacking, so I’m not altogether sure what caused the weight gain (I added 0.4 pounds just today, which makes it look even worse).
I have decided for August that I must go cold turkey on snacking. Which means no snacking at all–not even cold turkey! I may allow myself the occasional banana or apple, nothing else.
The month started strong, with me down to 164.8 pounds, then got even better the second day when I dropped a massive 1.8 pounds to an even 163. I was also sick with the flu.
Once I got healthy, the fat came back, then it was a rollercoaster of up and down for the rest of the month, but trending more up than down and here we are in Fatville at the end of the month, population me.
One bit of good (?) news: My body fat percentage has gone from 24.3 to 23.9 in the past month, so maybe I’m just building lots of muscle! (I’ll ignore the fact that on January 1 it was 23.1%)
In a way, deciding to go snack-free, no exceptions, is liberating. I don’t have to think about it, I just know that if it’s not a part of a meal, I don’t eat it. Done!
We’ll see if this all proves to be a sham on August 31!
Stats:
Weight:
January 1, 2023: 164.2 pounds
Current: 167.3 pounds
Year to date: Up 3.1 pounds
July 1: 164.8 pounds
July 31: 167.3 pounds (up 2.5 pounds)
Body fat:
July 1: 24%
July 31: 23.9% (down 0.1%)
Historical:January 1, 2022: 182.8 pounds