Complaint-free me, Day 8: All by myself /Eric Carmen

Another day in which the opportunity to complain was nearly absent as I spent it by myself, shopping and walking and listening to music and having a bubble bath and otherwise being mellow (or chill, if you prefer).

Would someone stranded on a desert island for more than 21 days be considered complaint-free after being rescued? I guess it depends on what they say when the boat/plane/blimp arrives.

Complaint-free:

Rescuer: We’ve come to save you.
Desert Island survivor: It is most appreciated. How I have missed my cat, Mr. Winkles.

Maybe not complaint-free:

Rescuer: We’ve come to save you.
Desert island survivor: About bloody time. I’m sick of coconuts!

On to Day 9.

Leave a Comment