In which Chance Miller showcases the world’s largest couch

How else do you explain this line in his review of the Zag Slim Book keyboard for the 10.5″ iPad Pro?

I’ve spent far too many hours searching in couch cushions for my Apple Pencil

Does Chance Miller really spend hours looking for his Apple Pencil in his couch? Is his couch as big as a city block? Perhaps. I’ve seen some pretty big couches. Or maybe he is perpetually losing it in every couch he encounters, as he goes through life dangerously nurturing his couch obsession, risking permanent loss of his Apple Pencil.

More curiously, he states that “I’m hard-pressed to find a reason to choose the Slim Book over the Smart Keyboard” then lists the Slim Book’s superior features:

  • a holder for the Apple Pencil (take that, couches!)
  • backlit keys
  • lasts for up to two years on battery
  • costs less
  • a full set of function keys (wait, he doesn’t even mention this, though they are plainly visible in the review’s screenshots)
  • a decent amount of travel in the keys
  • is easier to use on your lap
  • is more versatile, with multiple viewing angles
  • includes a palm rest
  • has a much sturdier stand

It’s clear why one would be hard-pressed to find a reason to choose the Slim Book when its list of superior features is as big as a couch.

But wait, let me provide the full quote from above:

I’m hard-pressed to find a reason to choose the Slim Book over the Smart Keyboard, but I’ve grown very accustomed to the typing experience the Smart Keyboard provides

Thus proving himself utterly mad for preferring the terrible, joyless, noisy MacBook Pro keyboard. Okay, to be fair, I actually find the Smart Keyboard for the iPad Pro to be superior in feel to that of the new MacBook Pro, but he still professes “to love” Apple’s keyboard design and specifically calls out the MacBook Pro. Insanity!

Mostly, I wished he had written “I’ve spent far too many years searching in couch cushions for my Apple Pencil” just to see if the editor was paying attention.

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