I love boilerplate email.
LinkedIn (now owned by Microsoft) sent me an email with the following subject line:
Oh boy, people are looking at my LinkedIn profile (which I haven’t updated in probably three years)!
And in the email itself, all of the juicy details are revealed:
Yes, one person or possibly not-a-person-at-all has viewed my profile. This is very exciting indeed. Thanks for letting me know, LinkedIn!