cats are funny people

In a desperate bid to hit 31 posts this month I am including an unprecedented amusing image of a dog.

Dog bites water.

Water wins.

I am way behind on my post quota this month. Yes, I have a quota, one I just made up now and have to enforce for arbitrary reasons.

Here is a cat being put to sleep (very briefly).

Cat pong.

The smart home, now with more fur. Or the catswitch, if you prefer.

Because I’m sick and this is kind of adorable.

Once again it is early, but once again it is time.

I present cat in a bowl:

The cat on the lower left does not tolerate insolence, even accidental insolence.

Is this a metaphor for 2017 or just a cat adorably batting at a dog’s tail? You decide.

Ominously early, it is time for a funny cat.

The professional napper.

In which minimal effort is expended on play time.