LinkedIn wants me to connect to myself

I got an email from LinkedIn the other day with the following:

How I became a contact for myself, I don’t know, but I really need to update my profile picture. Any sufficiently knowledgeable geek will see I’m holding an iPhone 5c, which was a current model almost seven years ago–nearly as long as my contact Stan has been working at the college.

Speaking of me, I better reach out to myself now to stay in touch.

Okay, I just held out the index fingers on both hands and slowly moved them toward each other and made them touch. Connection made!