I love and hate puzzles (database edition)

A few months ago the cherished if somewhat moribund forum for the Martian Cartel, the gaming group I’ve been part of since 1999 (!) went down with a database error. Since the forum gets little traffic these days it wasn’t a high priority for me to figure out what happened.

Tonight I finally decided to have a look. This is where the puzzle begins.

I am a database expert in the same way a doorstop is an excellent brain surgeon. My cursory appraisal confirmed the database was still there. Whether it was repairable or mangled beyond recognition I could not tell.

I had a Xenforo license kicking around so decided to install it and then attempt to import the vBulletin database from the old forum, a feature Xenforo handily supports.

Don’t be fooled into thinking I managed any of this with any sort of grace or intelligence. I bumbled around a fair bit, battling errors both obscure and infuriating. In the end the import completed without error. It also completed very quickly and with little data imported. I did a check and found the following:

  • 0 subforums imported
  • 0 messages imported
  • 3 users imported

Well, the three users was something, at least. I checked them out and found one of them was me (yay) and the other two were spam accounts from 2012.

The year seems appropriate, somehow.

As of now I have a functioning if spartan Xenforo forum with a bunch of non-existent data imported from the downed database. It doesn’t seem like much given the hours I spent on this.

It was kind of fun working on it when I solved one dilemma and moved onto the next. It’s less fun to have nothing useful at the end to show for it.

But I have not given up yet! I have merely gone to bed. For now.

Mysterious Adobe offering

After being prompted to update Adobe Flash Player (this is the patch that makes it fun slightly more secure), the Adobe website redirected me to this page:

Adobe mystery product
Like a polar bear in a snowstorm.

You know, I just can’t say if I am interested in this product. Seems a little spartan.