Down the writing rabbit hole again

A tale of two computers

First, a minor digression.

I have two computers (technically three, but the third is sitting unplugged with a possibly dead SSD and has not been used in four years): a Mac and a PC. They both work about the same and I find general performance pretty much equal, with a few quirks here and there.

The PC is much better for gaming because Mac gaming remains in a state of LOL. Apple is as good at building a gaming culture on Macs as it is at regularly releasing Mac Pro computers and keeping them updated1In the last 10 years Apple has released a Mac Pro in 2013 and 2019. Neither has seen any substantive updates since release.

For coding, either works. My coding is bad enough that I can’t really see a difference between platforms.

For graphics, there are plenty of options on either side. I have been using Pixelmator Pro more often lately, which is Mac-exclusive. But for just viewing images/photos, I prefer using the Photos app in Windows.

The weather app on Windows 11 is better than the one on the Mac.

For writing, there are, again, oodles of options on both computers. Annoyingly, some of the best options are platform-exclusive and/or have that pesky subscription model attached to them.

The main point of this digression is this: I regularly switch between the Mac and PC based on the specific task I’m doing. For general purposes–browsing, chatting with interweb pals, writing in my super-secret diary and so on, they are functionally interchangeable. So if I am, say, working on the Mac, I’ll keep doing so until there’s something I prefer or need to do on Windows, then I’ll switch over–and vice-versa.

And here the digression ends, as this post is about writing.

A renewal of interest in things I’ve written

I’ve recently re-read or am in the process of re-reading some of my older stuff, and the distance afforded by not having looked at some of these stories for years has given me a chance to appraise them with fresh eyes. I’m pleased to discover the writing holds up. This has sparked renewed interest in my long form (novel) writing. Maybe I should try to finish one of these lonely, abandoned National Novel Writing Month would-be epics!

So, the reality is, I could write a novel with a pencil and a couple of lined exercise books–and I did just that when I was 19! But something being possible doesn’t necessarily mean it is optimal. When I write, I do it using a fancy computer like the Mac or PC I have. But then I need to choose the software, and this is where the rabbit hole begins.

The rabbit hole

AI-generated rabbit hole. Thanks, AI!

When I was last writing regularly, I used Ulysses. I have railed against its subscription model before, though they have interestingly reduced the yearly cost by $10–which suggests it is not working well for them. They have also entered what I call the bloat stage, where they add new stuff that doesn’t enhance the writing experience at all, it just provides bullet points on “this is what your subscription is paying for.” That said, the core of the program is fine, the sub cost per year is bearable, but…it’s Mac-only. Remember how I switch between my Mac and PC a lot?

All I really want is a writing app similar to Ulysses that works on both platforms and is not web-based.

I look over the usual suspects:

  • Scrivener. Still unwieldy, with an ugly UI (yes, it matters to me!) and works terribly on cloud drives (the exact opposite of Ulysses in that regard).
  • FocusWriter. It’s fine, but a little too spartan. It’s barely better than Notepad in terms of features, though you can pretty up the UI. I feel like it’s great for writing short stories, but would fall flat on novels.
  • yWriter. This seems to have so much of what I want–and more, taking a real kitchen sink approach to novel writing (somewhat reminiscent of Scrivener), but it’s such a weird design, with windows for everything. It looks and feels cluttered, kind of the opposite of what I want when I’m just writing.
  • Microsoft Word. I mean, I have it, but it really falls down on editing long documents, which novels tend to be. Also, fighting its formatting could be an Olympic sport.
  • SmartEdit Writer (formally the way cooler-sounding Atomic Scribbler. This feels like a hybrid of Scrivener and yWriter, and also openly discourages saving to the cloud. It’s not as cluttered-looking as yWriter, but I am still not a fan of its UI.
  • Probably a few others I’ve forgotten.

So it seems I mostly want a few things:

  • A clean UI. What a lot of people (and marketing types) now call “distraction-free.”
  • The ability to handle long form (novel) writing. This means being able to break down writing into scenes/chapters that can be easily edited and organized individually.
  • Works with cloud saves, for better portability. This is no longer as critical, and I can save files to my NAS to achieve a pseudo-cloud functionality. Something like Scrivener turns your writing into a messy collection of files, increasing the risk that something will go wrong, and making cloud-based saving a pit of vipers. Who wants their writing to be a pit of vipers? Other than vipers, that is.
  • Works on both Mac and PC. So I don’t need to switch when the muse (or discipline) strikes.

Conclusion

I don’t have one! I’ll probably keep using Ulysses on the Mac for now, because there’s less friction there. I’d otherwise have to start exporting the stuff I want to work on and spend more time fiddling instead of writing.

Exciting updates coming soon, maybe!

Using my smartphone for good, not evil

Actually it would be more fair to say I’ve been using my smartphone (currently an iPhone 8) for harmless nonsense, which is still better than using it for evil.

I’ve made a few recent posts to the blog during my morning commute, using the Ulysses app to slowly tap out a post and then upload it directly to my blog. I marvel at the technology, even as I lament how few will see my carefully-considered nonsense. I even just recently had a two-day stretch of zero visits on June 21 and 22. This is bad even by my own sad standards. I clearly need to work on the SEO and other acronyms to boost hits. More clickbait! More gossip! More whatever it is people want. Maybe just a redirect to Facebook.

It feels like the writing muscles are finally starting to halt their atrophy, as I am using more little blocks of time to write errant thoughts down, moving ever-so-slightly closer to perhaps engaging in some fiction writing again.

Mainly, though, I am not using my phone for social media, except for using Slack at work, which is not really in any way fun, so doesn’t count. There’s hardly any clickbait.

What do I use my phone for? Here’s a list. I like lists.

What I use my smartphone for, in order of most to least

  1. Listening to music
  2. Sending and receiving text messages with my partner. A lot of this includes Bitmoji nonsense, which I love and adore.
  3. Logging food/water in the MyFitnessPal app
  4. Adding or removing stuff in the Reminders app
  5. Checking stats in the Activity app
  6. Occasionally checking email, either personal (Gmail) or work (Outlook)
  7. Checking calendar appointments (almost exclusively work-related)
  8. Adding errant thoughts using the Drafts 4 app
  9. Adding errant and less-errant thoughts using the OneNote app
  10. Sometimes checking the weather or news
  11. Using the flashlight function
  12. Making or receiving an actual phone call
  13. Playing a game
  14. Writing a blog post (this one may move up the list over time)

What I never use my smartphone for

  1. Making the world a worse place (to my knowledge)
  2. To smash open walnuts
  3. As a level
  4. To play music without earbuds or earphones. Seriously, why do people do this? Do you do this? Don’t do this.
  5. To plug in a nice set of headphones (zing!)

The amount of writing I’ve done since posting Inspiration Cat™

After posting the cat to inspire my writing on June 7th, here is how much writing I have done (excluding forum posts):

None!

That’s right, Inspiration Cat™, as I am now officially calling him/her, has achieved the opposite. I have written no blog posts, no fiction, nothing at all except stuff required for work and a few errant words to accompany photos on Facebook, which I feel bad for doing every time because I believe Facebook is actively making the world a more terrible place.

Also, why isn’t there a competitor to FB that just provides a place to hang out with friends and family and nothing more? Come on, Silicon Valley billionaires, throw a few dump trucks of money at this while the world burns.

Anyway, I should be writing more. I’ve read books about writing more. I know all the techniques. There are no secrets. It’s about discipline and making the time, making the commitment. I can do all of these things right now, instead of watching people rant on the internet about the $999 stand for the new $4999 monitor Apple just announced at this year’s WWDC. By the way, I’ll have my own thoughts on this in an upcoming blog post.

So here it is, another blog post about how I’m not writing. If I put all of these posts together, I bet they would stretch to the moon. Or at least to the end of the condo.

I’m past making promises now. No more promises. If I write, I write. If I don’t, you can find me ranting about $999 monitor stands or searching for funny cat videos, or sometimes going outside and stuff.