Top five computer tech tips that will not work (usually)

1. Yell at the computer until it functions properly
2. Secretly exchange flaky computer with perfectly-working cubicle neighbor’s computer
3. Shake computer vigorously
4. Plug computer in and immerse in water to restore electrical charge (PS: please don’t try this)
5. Turn it off and on

Bonus “risk getting punched in the face” tip:

6. Buy a Mac

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