I can think of one:
NO!
We got snow last night, and it had the temerity to start sticking. There’s still some left this morning. Who decided it would be funny to flip January and March around? Why is Mother Nature being such a jerk?
The 10-day forecast claims that it will be 14C on March 13th. WE’LL SEE.
In the meantime, I’ll be here, huddled next to the heater.