I am posting this from an iPad. Why? Because iCan (lol).
Seriously, though, think of a new naming scheme, Apple. You made more money than Canada did last year, you can come up with something better than a variation of McDonald’s McEverything.
In other news, because February is the shortest month of the year and I can now post from the comfort of bed, I am once again going to try posting at least once per day. This will undoubtedly end in tears. Or apathy.