On December 18, 2016, the number of people/bots/aliens that visited my site were: 0
I even posted a pretty winter picture that day. You could even use it as a nice wallpaper if you cropped it badly. Maybe just use it as is and add scrolling columns of “Damn snow” on both sides of it. The point is I had new content and no one came to look at it, not even by accident.
But that’s okay because the minor amusement value in pseudo-complaining about it more than makes up for the fact that over 7 billion people exist on this planet and on December 18th not one of them came by to have a look-see at this blog. And if one or more of them comes by today, they’ll see this post and maybe feel bad, which will provide further minor amusement value.
