I am looking at a Canadian Tire email flyer titled “Find everything you need for comfortable dorm living.” The items highlighted include:
- Mastercraft Metal Sawhorse
- MAXIMUM Impact Wrench
- Cuisinart Forged Knife Set
- Mastercraft 8 Gallon Compressor
This sounds like Saw Goes to College. Or maybe that fresh-faced college student is really into renovating his tiny dorm room. And then knives, somewhere.
I’m just kidding, Canadian Tire. I love your store and your fake money, too. I still have a giant stack of it somewhere I’m saving to cash in on a ratchet set or something.
