- I pushed some buttons…
- I’m not sure what happened but…
- I don’t know anything about computers
- I’d like to complain about…
Things you don’t want to hear during the call:
- kids crying in the background
- kids fighting in the background
- kids playing in the background
- kids
- alarms going off (actual alarms, not the ones in your mind)
- advice on how to insert hardware into an anatomically dubious location
- someone eating nuts
- dogs barking
- a loud TV or music
- especially country music
Also, you really don’t need to say how old you are. Really!