Once again, I consulted my favourite AI after the Master Control Program in TRON, ChatGPT, for 10 light blog topic ideas.
Rather than spread them out over 10 separate posts, I’m going to include all of them conveniently right here!
First, the topics suggested by ChatGPT:
- “5 easy DIY home decor ideas”
- “10 fun outdoor activities for families”
- “Healthy meal prep ideas for the week”
- “7 ways to boost your productivity at work”
- “A beginner’s guide to mindfulness meditation”
- “The benefits of practising gratitude daily”
- “How to create a successful morning routine”
- “The best books to read for personal growth”
- “Budget-friendly date night ideas”
- “The importance of self-care and ways to do it”.
And all 10 topics covered below, squashed into this one entry for your convenience and/or reading pleasure:
5 Easy DIY Home Decor Ideas
- Don’t just put your kids’ “interesting” drawings on the fridge, paper all the walls of your house with them. You may need more productive kids or many more kids to really make this idea shine.
- Take the plastic off your furniture. It’s time.
- Get rid of your pets. They shed all over everything. Fish are OK.
- Win the lottery and hire a professional interior decorator because let’s face it, you probably don’t know what you’re doing.
- Paint the walls with optical illusions that make it look like each room of your home is actually just a shabby corner of some grand palace.
10 Fun Outdoor Activities For Families
- Try to get the dog in the car
- Try to get the dog out of the car
- Lawn darts (note: I think this might be illegal now, so maybe check first to avoid getting arrested and/or having your kids taken away by the child welfare people)
- Jumping in puddles in the rain. Works best if you are under six years old.
- Count the ants at your picnic in the park
- Run away from the bees
- Go hiking around a lake, with trees and shit*
- Abuse nature with your off-road vehicle
- Visit exotic sand dunes, then relive the experience for the next week while you try to get the sand out of everything
- Crash your neighbour’s backyard barbecue. You’re pretty sure they like you.
* stolen from McSweeney’s
Healthy Meal Prep Ideas for the Week
- Salad
- A plate of raw vegetables
- More salad
- Tofu Surprise
- Probably some more vegetables, maybe in soup this time. But no salt. Sodium is bad.
- This feels like the right time for more salad
- Eat out at that vegan place that curiously has no reviews after being open for four months
7 Ways to Boost Your Productivity at Work
- Hire someone better than you to do your work
- Put in long, grinding, soul-destroying hours
- Sharpen pencils on your own time
- Rig up one of those little dipping bird things to peck at your keyboard
- Get ChatGPT to do all of your programming, writing or email. Basically, anything that you would type out as part of your job.
- Encourage management to hire lousy slobs to make you look better in comparison
- Redefine your role to best suit your limited skill set
A Beginner’s Guide to Mindfulness Meditation
- Remember to breathe, or you might pass out or maybe even die
- Ignore the neighbours screaming and throwing things upstairs–it’s all part of finding inner peace
- If your yoga position is causing excruciating pain, just remember: The pain is all in your mind
The Benefits of Practising Gratitude Daily
Gosh, this one is tough. I mean, I guess if you’re grateful for something, your life doesn’t totally suck, so that’s good! And being grateful usually means you’re happy about something, so you’re not thinking about how that rat you thought was your friend still owes you a hundred bucks. What’s their deal, anyway? Also, if you’re grateful, maybe you’ll enter an elevated state of mind where you come up with some super genius idea like cold fusion that works, or how to lick climate change. I mean, it’s theoretically possible.
How To Create a Successful Morning Routine
- Get up while it’s still morning.
- Do the things you need to do.
- Repeat every day until the day you die.
- You probably don’t need to do this as a ghost or whatever.
The Best Book to Read For Personal Growth
- Any book with “growth” in the title that is not referring to fungal growth
- Any book with “habit” in the title that is not about nuns. Or maybe a book about nuns is exactly what you need, sister!
- “How to Influence People Through Hypnosis and Trickery”
- Oh wait, I was only supposed to mention one book.
- Fine, read The Handbook of Etiquette. Sure, it was written in 1860, but that probably means it’s free now, so you save money to put toward your personal growth. And it’s bound to have some decent advice in it. What’s really changed in 163 years?
Budget Friendly Date Night Ideas
- Have your date pay for everything.
- Stimulating conversation at the kitchen table
- $10 bottle of wine and a $15 tent bought from Walmart, in the backyard. Make sure the dog is inside. The house, not the tent.
- Watching the stars from a grassy hill. You may need to move to the Australian outback for this to really work now.
- Charades. I’m kidding, you probably want a second date. Or to finish the first one.
- Troll people on your favourite social media site. Make it a game you play together. See who garners the most angry responses or blocks!
The Importance of Self Care and Ways to Do It
First, if you don’t brush your teeth, it’s highly unlikely someone else will do it for you. So it’s important to do stuff like that unless you have extremely close and generous friends.
Taking care of yourself is best learned through watching endless hours of self-improvement videos on YouTube. There’s too many to list, but you’ll find them. Just watch them all for a few weeks. By the end you’ll be self caring like a mofo, as the kids say.
Also, avoid donuts. I know they are delicious, but they are bad for your teeth–which you have to brush yourself–and they probably contain chemicals that cause cancer.
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