Good news! Also, the press chooses reality over a certain thin-skinned man-child

Trump didn’t launch any nukes on his first day as president. Hooray.

Only 1,459 more days to go to dodge the atomic bullet (that’s when the 2021 inauguration happens and Trump will hopefully not be part of it, except as an onlooker–unless he is still missing after having been kidnapped by Bigfoot, of course).

On the second day of his presidency, we witnessed the first press conference of the new administration. The press secretary lied about something easily disproven–the size of the crowd at the inauguration–and took no questions. A press conference without questions. At least CNN didn’t feel more left out than any other media outlet (Trump declared them “fake news” in his last press conference before the inauguration and refused to take questions from their reporter).

Roughly twice as many turned up today for the Women’s March in Washington D.C. as did for Trump’s inauguration, with estimates of around 500,000 participants. Hundreds of thousands of others joined in around the world.

The Associated Press:

Trump said throngs “went all the way back to the Washington monument,” despite photos and live video showing the crowd stopping well short of the landmark.

The liar who became president continues to lie. His press secretary lies. This is not normal and should not be tolerated.

CNN: White House attacks media for accurately reporting inauguration crowds

The nice part is CNN has nothing to lose by going full attack mode on Trump now since he’s already cut them off. They have every incentive to dig for as much dirt as they can find. And they will find dirt.

There’s a good chance Trump won’t finish his term, though it is difficult to imagine a Republican-controlled Congress impeaching him and even more improbable to imagine him resigning. I suspect his usual technique–to simply ignore reality and lie about everything–is ultimately not going to see him through. The ignorant fools who helped elect him will lap up everything he says, of course, and there’s a lot of people out there who seem curiously proud of their stupidity, their unwillingness to think critically or to engage in anything that smacks of rational or logical thought in preference to leading with their emotions or their “gut,” whatever that means. But I don’t think there are enough of these people to protect him when the tide turns.

And it will turn.

Hopefully before the nukes.

The New York Times: With False Claims, Trump Attacks Media on Turnout and Intelligence Rift

Quotes (emphasis mine):

WASHINGTON — President Trump used his first full day in office on Saturday to unleash a remarkably bitter attack on the news media, falsely accusing journalists of both inventing a rift between him and intelligence agencies and deliberately understating the size of his inauguration crowd.

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He also called journalists “among the most dishonest human beings on earth,” and he said that up to 1.5 million people had attended his inauguration, a claim that photographs disproved.

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Later, at the White House, he dispatched Sean Spicer, the press secretary, to the briefing room in the West Wing, where Mr. Spicer scolded reporters and made a series of false statements.

Trump tries to forge a reality that simply doesn’t exist, and he may expect to get away with it by assuming no one will fact check or if they fact check, no one will care. On the small stuff, a lot of people (see the aforementioned ignorant fools) won’t care. But Trump won’t stop with constant, small fabrications. He’ll lie about important matters, too. And it will be his undoing.

The alternative is to watch the United States devolve from a democracy into something else (something worse and terrifying) and I can’t really entertain that notion right now.

On the other hand “President Trump” seemed ridiculous, too.

And again, this is only Day 2.

Sad!

Donald Trump officially became the 45th President of the United States today. Sad!

He and his cronies are already busy undoing every positive thing Obama accomplished. They’ll probably keep on with the bad stuff, though (drone killings, chasing after whistleblowers, etc.)

I can’t conceive of a scenario in which the next four years won’t be terrible. I have said it before but I am still utterly astonished that 60 million people voted for someone so obviously unfit for the role. I’d say America deserves what it gets but everyone in the rest of the world will have to suffer, too, and that sucks.

My best hope remains with him (and Pence and well, every Republican) being kidnapped by Bigfoot. I suppose it would require a Bigfoot army. If I can get one thing for Christmas, then, it would be a Bigfoot army. Come on Santa, make it happen.

Three days until who the heck knows what

In three days Donald Trump will be inaugurated as President of the United States.

It sounds like the start of a terrible alternate universe novel and yet here we are with reality saying otherwise.

As much as I think he will be a terrible president–he is a terrible person and wholly unsuited for the role 60 million American idiots voted him into–his choice of Vice President is vile in its own way so even fantasy scenarios of Trump not completing his term (gets bored, impeached, kidnapped by Bigfoot, etc.) are unsatisfying, knowing that things would still be bad, just a different kind of bad.

Mostly I just can’t believe so many people voted for him. I used to be fairly cynical when I was younger but as I matured (or at least got older) I mellowed and began to look at my fellow human beings as at least decent and reasonably intelligent types.

But over 60 million voted for Trump. It’s not just mindboggling, it is, to me, literally beyond comprehension. I’ve read a lot of the reasons he got crucial votes in the so-called rust belt that enabled his electoral college victory (there is some solace in that he did lose the popular vote by about 2.8 million) but none of the reasons can compare to the nigh-endless list of why he is completely unfit to be president. Nigh-endless, I say! It’s depressing.

Anyway, here’s hoping the media relentlessly savages him as he deserves. He’s so thin-skinned and petty that maybe he will resign in frustration after all the means things people say about him.

Blargh.

Running Update, January 8, 2017 (spoiler: no running)

There is still a wacky amount of snow on the ground nearly a month after the first snowfall this winter (which technically began before it was actually winter). This means running outside is still not feasible unless I want to constantly fall down, which I do not.

It rained today and through some miracle of nature, the rain did not turn into snow, so the existing snow has been denuded somewhat. It will take a lot more of this for it to finally go away.

The good news is there is no snow in the forecast and if the forecast is at all accurate we should see temperatures climbing to 6 or 7ºC in a week or so, which will be absolutely balmy compared to the last 30 days. Mix that in with some more rain and my prediction is I’ll be able to run outside again before the end of the month, meaning I might still be able to run every month this year (outdoors).

In the meantime, I plan on substituting treadmill or elliptical workouts at the Canada Games Pool in the meantime, as I’ve got to get my slovenly fatty self back into shape even if the outside is transforming into New Arctic.

Compelling screens and virtual hard copy

Here are a few things I found while browsing the internet* today. I’m not linking back to the source material but there’s a good chance using one of those fancy search engines may get you there.

On a review of a monitor: “The most compelling thing about this display, of course, is its screen.”

I would hope the most compelling part of a monitor would be its screen. I suppose if the stand was built out of moon rocks or something that might be even more compelling than the screen, but let’s face it, there aren’t many monitors with moon rock stands out there.

On an article on blog writing tools: “Want a hard copy of this blogging tools list to take with you wherever you go? Sign up here [link], and you’ll get it in your inbox within a week.”

I would be very curious to see how the author manages to get a hard copy (physical sheets of paper) delivered to a person’s inbox (virtual email receptacle). Perhaps the author is too young to remember when everything was hard copy. Here’s a suggested rewrite:

Want a printable copy of this blogging tools list to take with you wherever you go? Sign up here, and you’ll get it in your inbox within a week.

This will be either my last post of 2016 or one of my last posts of 2016. I promise to be kinder and less sarcastic in 2017. Promise!

 

* yes, technically I mean the world wide web; I’m covering my butt here because of the pedantry in this post

2016 in review: In which some cosmic entity laughs at all of us

2016 was an interesting year in that ancient Chinese curse sort of way.

Here are my high and lowlights of the year.

The Good

  • work is fine, if busy and a bit stressful; I assumed a temporary leadership role for a month with zero preparation and came out intact
  • started and finished the year without any running-related injuries
  • recovered nicely from an injury in the late spring and ran all through summer and into fall
  • also did not let falling almost literally on my face keep me from running when I tripped big-time on a run in August
  • an entire year without Stephen Harper as PM, yay!
  • Star Trek Beyond was better than the trailers suggested–not great, but a pleasant surprise
  • kept writing regularly on this blog with minimal gaps
  • took part in my eighth consecutive National Novel Writing Month contest
  • did not fall while out in the snow
  • all medical tests came out fine, including the dreaded poo-on-a-stick

The Bad

  • I started the year around 170 pounds and vowed to get down to 150 by year’s end. As of October 13th, I was 153.7 pounds–within reach! As of today, I am 165.9 pounds. I am now only within reach if someone suddenly bursts through the door and performs liposuction on me. This is very disappointing and I resolve to do better in 2017. The main culprits were a) lack of running b) lack of walking (I typically walk about an hour each day) and c) no change in diet. Apparently I ingest more calories than I burn off most days. I’ll be eating more sensibly and exercising more in the year ahead.
  • four significant snowfalls in December. This is weird and unnatural for the lower mainland. Stop, snow!
  • ended the year with a sore back (since recovered) and a cold (still ongoing)
  • running routine fell apart in mid-October due to lack of light after work and a bad cold; still working on putting together a new routine, which is complicated by the above-mentioned snow
  • 60 million Americans voted for Donald Trump, possibly the least qualified person to ever be nominated by a major party; thanks to the inane electoral college system, he won, despite getting 2.8 million fewer votes than Clinton–now the world gets to experience what a narcissistic, bullying, ignorant, sexist, venal, racist manchild is like as president. Thanks, America!
  • floundered in NaNoWriMo 2016 at about 10,000 words in. My vow if I do it again is to outline and plan like never before (because I usually never plan or outline)
  • fiction writing limped along and sputtered out by year’s end–I have taken some steps to address this for 2017

The Ugly

  • I now know that tens of millions of Americans will literally vote for anyone (or possibly anything) as long as the desired tribal affiliation is attached (either an R or a D)
  • it really seemed like a lot of celebrities died this year; some probably felt they had targets on their backs by year’s end
  • terrorism became the favorite means of nihilism–a discouraging and depressing trend that benefits no one and nothing
  • racism and nationalism are surging everywhere. It really feels like we are entering one of the darker phases of humanity.
  • polar ice caps continuing to melt; climate change is happening regardless of the feelings of deniers

I’d say 2017 couldn’t possibly be worse but in fact, it can! Here’s hoping it won’t be.

And good riddance to 2016.

New Year’s Eve 2016: A room full of paper and more damn snow

Here are two images to look over as the end of the year draws to a close.

The first is from the room adjacent to the parking garage of the building, where all garbage and recycling goes. This was taken on December 26:

merry recycling 2016
Merry recycling!

A little celebrating and exchanging of presents, as you can see. On the plus side, what a responsible group of people we are for recycling everything. Just ignore the overflowing dumpsters.

A few days of rain and clear skies wiped out the snow that also fell on December 26, so five days later, this is now happening:

more snow december 31 2016
And one more snowfall for 2016 whether you like it or not. Ho ho ho.

Yet more snow.

The forecast is calling for a five-day reprieve after this and then at least four (!) days of snow after that. It’s like I was secretly moved to the Arctic Circle.

I look forward to eventually, possibly running outside in 2017.

Make mine clicky: a mini-review of the MacBook Pro 2016 without touch bar

MacBook Pro without touch barThis post was made on a MacBook Pro without touch bar because I don’t need a stinking* touch bar, especially not for $400 extra.

There are a few things about the new MacBook Pro I remain unconvinced about but here’s a short list of my current pros and cons.

Pros

  • the screen is gorgeous
  • the touchpad is gigantic but doesn’t seem to be picking up false positives so far
  • the SSD is fast and general performance seems fairly brisk, even as it continues to index things
  • it’s reasonably light and thin
  • space gray looks spiffy
  • I can finally stop comparison-shopping laptops for awhile

Cons

  • only two USB-C ports. Stop being cheap, Apple, especially on things you’re selling for $1899 Canadian
  • Processor and WiFi should both be better for the price

TBD

  • the butterfly mechanism used in the keyboard. It has very little travel (which is not a big deal as I don’t mind low-travel keyboards) but it’s also rather clicky, something I don’t really care for on a laptop.
  • battery life. I haven’t used it long enough to really judge but reports indicate most people are getting around 5-7 hours instead of the promised “up to 10 hours.” Seven hours would be fine most of the time for me but more is always better.

Now that I have the laptop I must write great things on it. Great things indeed. Soon.

* actual touch bar likely does not produce any odor

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My two best friends at year’s end, NyQuil and NeoCitran

A dismal year is nearly over but there’s still time for more celebrity deaths to pile up like cord wood. In the past week alone George Michael, Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds have all died. The deaths have happened so often that I am nearly expecting to find a celebrity death story every time I visit the CBC News website (just checked–none so far today).

For myself, I am happy to still be kicking, even if the winter break from work has been marred by a sore back the first week and a cold the second week (which I am still fighting). NeoCitran and NyQuil have been my best pals, one offering comfort by day, the other by night. I hate that I am taking them, but have to admit modern medicine is pretty spiffy in masking how horrible you might otherwise feel.

I even went for a walk today. Most of the sidewalks are bare, but there’s still copious snow around. It’s been weeks and it is silly. They are forecasting a return to sub-freezing temperatures in the week ahead, with more snow still on tap for tomorrow, New Year’s Eve. Because nothing says a safe night out like driving on New Year’s Eve in a snowstorm.

I’m staying home and hiding under the covers.

If all goes well I may at least be healthy enough to go to the pool by the end of the week. I’m penciling in a run outside sometime for early spring when the last of the snow has finally melted.