NaNoWriMo Day 2: Being bored by your own writing is not a good start

National Novel Writing Month, Day 2

When you’re on fire, your skin crackles and peels, your guts boil and explode and…wait, this is a metaphor. Let me start again.

When you’re on fire with your writing, you get that itchy “gotta get back to it” feeling where your mind keeps going back to the story while you do other things and you fairly trip over yourself sitting back down at the computer or, if you’re Harlan Ellison, a 70 year old typewriter, diving back in to see what happens next, to enjoy the thrill of the ride.

Now take everything I said in the above a paragraph and reverse it. That’s how I felt about returning to my novel today. It’s not a bad premise–weird guy who keeps a weird journal and maybe has some kind of supernatural writing ability that causes weird (and bad) things to happen–but it simply isn’t grabbing me. I co-opted the characters from my short story “The Dream of the Buckford County Church” (itself a failed expansion into a novel back in NaNo 2012) as the protagonists and so far haven’t really gotten a handle on them. One is maybe a little a more sarcastic than the other (so more like me) and the opening scene has them cracking wiener jokes around a campfire. It’s not exactly my finest hour of creativity.

So today I am taking a break, mulling over what to do. Start over with the same story? Drop in different characters? Grab some other loose premise or situation and truly start over? Give up and cry into my pillow?

I am as yet undecided, but I know if I don’t have a course set (reset) by tomorrow the endeavor is likely doomed.

The pleasant weather isn’t helping, either. I have in the past written during lunch but with the sun out and the choice of either getting out into the fresh air and power-walking for an hour or staying cooped up inside and writing, I have been opting for the former. The decision to write at lunch is easier when it’s making like a monsoon. I don’t like walking in monsoons. It’s still an excuse, of course. If you want to write, you write. If you’d rather walk, you’re more a walker than a writer, aren’t you? Walking isn’t something you tell people you do. “I heard you were doing that National Novel Writing Month thing. Are you a writer?” “No, I’m a walker.” [blank stare] “But I do write sometimes! When I don’t bore myself with my own words.” [blank stare turns uncomfortable, eyes shift looking for an escape route]. “Come back, I want to tell you about this crazy squirrel I saw out on my walk. Where are you going? We’ll catch up later, okay? Okay!”

If I do end up bailing and my writing continues to atrophy, I’ll invest energy into the best excuses instead, like:

  • the switch back to standard time messed me up–who can write when time itself is changing?
  • I’m freeing up time (which totally changed, see above) for that acting career I foolishly abandoned
  • writing is just a fad, I refuse to be a sheeple
  • no matter how much I tried, I could not make the premise of “shit squirrels” work
  • writing, shmiting
  • it’s not like we’re going to face a book shortage if I stop
  • I probably would have eventually turned to writing werewolf sex novels, anyway

NaNoWriMo Day 1: 1,745 words

National Novel Writing Month, Day 1

After a day of doing everything but writing, I finally sat down around 8 p.m. and managed to crank (think more of a hand-crank here) out 1,745 words, putting me safely if not excessively above the 1,667 word minimum to keep on track.

I’m not terribly enthused by what I’ve written and the story itself is not really exciting me. We’ll see how things evolve. Or devolve. If I can get myself back into the habit of writing fiction on a daily basis, it will be a win regardless of whether or not I end up wanting to bury this particular effort in a shallow grave (which would be ironic as it features a shallow grave).

NaNoWriMo 2015 novel chosen, imaginary trumpet fanfare follows

With a whole two hours before National Novel Writing Month 2015 officially begins here on the west coast, I have finally settled on an idea for my novel. Woo!

I have decided to revive and modify an unfinished play I wrote back in November 1991, Yes, 24 years ago. A note at that top of the document reads “Reformatted to Word for Windows 2.0: June 11, 1993.” I think the original version was written on papyrus scrolls.

I’ve elected to not bring over any of the actual writing and just start from scratch, taking the broad strokes of the plot and going with that. I may also jettison some of the main characters in favor of new ones. I haven’t decided yet but I’ll find out tomorrow as I begin this latest 30 day excursion into writing madness.

Oh, the novel is called Weirdsmith. The blurb on the NaNo site is as follows:

William Smith is a writer and a musician with a unique talent. He keeps a personal journal–a lifelong project–but there’s something weird about it. The things he writes about tend to come true. Bad things.

When a couple finds him bleeding and hurt in the woods, they save him from certain death–and open their lives to a mystery they can’t afford to leave unsolved.

It sounds more serious that it will likely play out. While the plot is sinister and mysterious, the tone will be more reminiscent of last year’s effort, Road Closed. I’m a shallow person and keeping it light–even as horrible things happen to characters–is what seems to work best for me.

By tomorrow evening I should either have at least 1667 words written or be curled up on the floor, quietly weeping. Stay tuned!

NaNoWriMo 2015 preparation: 99% ready!

Last year I used WriteMonkey for NaNoWriMo and it worked well enough–I hit 50,000+ words with it and encountered no issues along the way. It’s a text editor with full markdown support, perfect for people who want a writing tool without a lot of distractions.

The one thing it lacked was a tablet version, specifically one for iOS. I do have iAWriter on my iPad, which can read WriteMonkey files (they’re just text, after all) but I’ve never been comfortable with swapping between different programs for a single project. That ultimately led me back to Word, as I can use it on my desktop PC, my Surface and now on my iPad (where it will primarily serve as a place to fix typos and such, not for any serious writing). I can even use a version of Word online if I happen to have Internet access but don’t have my own device handy.

I had briefly considered using Scrivener again. I used it in 2013 and while I suffered a huge data loss with it, it was my own fault for switching which copy of my story would be backed up on the cloud (in this case Dropbox) and which would be my local copy partway through the month. Even without that bit of bungling, I was never entirely comfortable with the way it spreads your project among a variety of files, and the lack of an iOS version hurts (it is in development but not due until 2016). I will miss a few of Scrivener’s features, like the progress/goal indicator and the way it easily lets you move scenes around. I have to admit I’ve never actually moved scenes around, though. I’d probably accidentally delete half of them with my luck. Also, Scrivener is such a massive toolbox I sometimes find myself spending more time tinkering with the various tools instead of just writing. While Word also has a ton of features, very few of them are directly applicable to writing straight-up fiction, so it ends up being less distracting.

None of this is to take away from Scrivener, which is a fine program. I’m just a weird and easily distracted kind of person.

For notes and other miscellany I am using OneNote. My story and notes will live on OneDrive and be backed up on my desktop and Surface, as well as a USB stick.

The only thing I need now is an idea. I have one more day to grab one. Plenty of time!

Three days to NaNoWriMo and…

…I am still in search of an idea, like Leonard Nimoy in search of the Loch Ness monster, except with less traveling to Scotland, prehistoric aquatic dinosaurs and Leonard Nimoy.

I’m not concerned about having something to write because ideas are cheap and plentiful, my worry is that if I just grab whatever in order to start writing, it won’t grab me and my effort will fizzle out. On the other hand, if that happened I could return to last year’s still in-progress novel, which I quite enjoyed working on.

But no! I will find a snazzy idea and I will write one corker of a 50,000 word novel by November 30. Or else!

Or else I won’t. Ahem.

Book review: The Library at Mount Char

The Library at Mount CharThe Library at Mount Char by Scott Hawkins
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I don’t read a lot of fantasy because I prefer my absurd story scenarios to be horror-flavored but The Library at Mount Char had been recommended and has surfaced on a few “Best of 2015” lists so I figured, what the heck, it’s not like it was going to be elves and dwarves arguing with each other.

Instead, The Library at Mount Char tells the story of how an ancient uber-being who may or may not be human has fended off his enemies for thousands of years (maybe longer) while maintaining The Library, a collection of books, scrolls and bric a brac that essentially allows him to rule and shape our universe. He is aided by twelves children he kidnaps at the beginning of the story, using them as apprentices, with each studying a different discipline. One of them is Carolyn, the protagonist, and the story that unfolds deals mainly with her plotting to usurp her “Father” and also how she learns to become human again, sort of, after turning into an emotionless monster for several decades due to aforementioned plotting.

There’s always a goofy plumber/thief named Steve she conscripts for various tasks and an ex-military man named Earwin who is pretty much your typical possibly-crazy-but-smart ex-military guy.

Several times when explaining the various impossible things happening, Carolyn tells Steve “It’s not magic” but it’s magic. Some lip service is paid to “seventh dimensions” and such but if you’re expecting plausible, scientific explanations for everything, you won’t find them here–nor should you, despite the overall realistic tone the story takes.

What you will find is a generally light, sometimes funny and often gruesome tale of long-brewing revenge, world-destroying (rather than building) wrapped up in a modern fantasy shell with a little life lesson tucked in at the end.

And talking lions. And deer. And zombies. And people who love baking brownies.

The general inhumanity of the children (who are in their thirties for most of the story) means you won’t particularly identify with or feel empathy for them, but Steve the plumber serves as a reference point to the reader, a likable doofus who gets in way over his head.

I liked The Library at Mount Char overall, though at times I felt author Scott Hawkins might have committed more fully to a specific tone, as the story swings a bit uneasily at times from Very Serious High Stakes Stuff to irreverence and silliness. But that’s more a personal preference on my part more than it is a significant failing of the book.

As I mentioned up top, I don’t read a lot of fantasy so I have no idea how The Library at Mount Char compares to similar work. It’s a well-written and tightly-plotted novel, though, and taken on its own, I enjoyed the journey of Steve and Carolyn through the woods and bombs and gunfire and weird other dimensional places.

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The warm glow of a solid WiFi connection

Google announced the second version of its OnHub router today and it kind of looks like a miniature version of a nuclear power plant cooling tower. I mean, it even has a radioactive glow at the bottom:

nuclear router technology

While nuclear power is not exactly hot (ho ho) after Three Mile Island, Chernobyl and Fukushima, the subtle shape may not trigger alarm bells for those not exposed (!) to the iconic look of a cooling tower. And it could have been worse. Google could have made it look like a fire hydrant or erect penis. An erect penis with a radioactive glow.

Short prompts, shorter stories

Prompt: Every door in the world suddenly locks. Describe the aftermath.

Story: Every door in the world suddenly locked. Then everyone unlocked their doors, since they all still had their keys.

THE END

(Still looking for that NaNoWriMo story/idea/inspiration/haha I’m not panicking yet, no sir!)

NaNoWriMo 2015 Update #2: Vancouver kick-off event and an idea (continues to elude me)

With one week before NaNoWriMo begins and my idea still not quite pinned down I remain cool as a cucumber (which, as has been established, terrify cats for some reason). I’ve been here before and in my six previous attempts I never failed due to lack of idea.

I am starting to see vague outlines of something I might enjoy tackling in November. If nothing further materializes before next Sunday I will probably curl up in a ball, revive an old idea or in complete desperation use some sort of writing prompt, possibly even one of my own.

In the meantime, today I went to my first local NaNo event, a kick-off at Moose’s Pub in downtown Vancouver. After walking past it a thousand times I finally took the stairs down and went inside.

I came away with a snazzy Vancouver NaNo mug, a pin and four new writing buddies (the people sitting at the table with me). We chatted about writing, as one might expect, and it was interesting given the different genres we write in (horror, fantasy, science fiction and combinations thereof) and the age range, which probably spanned a good forty years. One guy, who said he writes non-fiction and who had not yet committed to NaNo–and who left early–may have accidentally stumbled upon the event, for all I know. Maybe he’s a Moose regular. It was slightly weird.

The rest of us enjoyed our food and drink and shared some of the usual frustrations and triumphs–the latter probably best highlighted by one of the participants actually having his 2009 NaNo novel published this year.

In all, it was an enjoyable outing and nice to meet others who share this zany hobby of mine. I plan on going to at least some of the write-ins during the month, too.

Now I just need to commit to that pesky and elusive idea.

A walk with ducks, fresh gravel and wooden stickmen

Today Jeff and I went for a walk around Burnaby Lake, the first time I’ve been there in over two months and since The Big Blow of 2015. It was cooler than August but not really wetter, if you don’t count the lush athletic fields being giant sponges of water.

I wore my newish Peregrine 5 runners to give them another testing and they clearly do not get along with my weird left foot, as said foot started hurting almost right away. This makes me sad because I hate shopping for shoes. The pain was more annoying than anything, at least.

As we approached Hume Park, Jeff pulled out his iPhone and began setting about finding a nearby geocache, which are basically little goodies stashed away outdoors and contain sheets you can use to record that you have found the cache. The first one Jeff found was the weirdest, a wooden stickman that looked like a prop from The Blair Witch Project. Here I am holding it with my best goofy face on:

wooden stickman
Demonstrating the proper way to hold a stickman made of wood

Jeff ended up finding five others but none came close to the clever and odd design of the stickman. They were mostly water-logged sheets of paper rolled up inside leaky pill bottles.

We looked for a few caches along the Brunette River but didn’t have much luck there. We did notice the river was replete with salmon returning to the lake to spawn and die, as is their tragic lot on life. Many were quite big. Others were big and dead. And stinky. We didn’t linger.

Less stinky were a bunch of ducks near another geocache at the lake. I have never before observed a group of ducks all lined up on a tree branch before. I have now:

ducks in a row
Ducks in a row

We also watched as a gaggle of geese nearly flew into someone’s model airplane buzzing over the athletic field and enjoyed the newly resurfaced stretch of trail starting near Silver Creek. This has always been my least favorite part of the lake trail for runs, as it is very uneven and has steep sides that all but whisper, “C’mere and twist your ankle!” No more! It is now a smooth pedestrian superhighway. I expect erosion will take care of this in time but for now it’s a nice improvement. It also looks conspicuously unnatural.

delicious fresh gravel
Fresh gravel, perfect for walking on. NO BIKES.

Alas, by the time we reached the halfway point of our journey ’round the lake we both had sore feet and elected to take the SkyTrain back from the Sperling/Burnaby Lake station. We still covered about 11 km, though, so not too shabby for my first real walk in months.

Next time I’ll don better footwear or use some kind of magical orthopedic device that will make my left foot feel happy and non-hurting. I hate that foot.

Tags: now in handy list form

I’ve removed the ol’ tag cloud that I’ve had on the site for the past hundred years or so as tag clouds are becoming passe, like parachute pants and a stable global climate. Instead I’m using a widget that now groups the tags into a dropdown menu so you can easily (assuming you have a robust scroll wheel on your mouse or energetic finger for your mobile device) peruse all 463 of them.

My post-to-tag ratio is clearly out of whack as making random tags I’ll only ever use once (364 of 463) is almost as fun as making lists. And I love making lists so much people do indeed ask me, “Why don’t you marry them?”

Because I used the “l” word, here’s a list of my five most-used tags:

  1. he’s got legs (97)
  2. he’s got (tired) legs 91
  3. Africa hot (67)
  4. random stuff (67)
  5. book reviews (63)

Summary: I like talking about my legs a lot (ie. jogging), I regularly complain about the heat (see above, re: stable global climate), I have a lot of thoughts just drift into my head, and finally, I review most of the books I read. Who knew?