Boxing Day is not about boxing

The ad wizards at Sears probably think this is clever, but it’s really just kind of dumb.

Although I suppose some people might actually box each other to get to some of those sweet door crasher deals.

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No, Sears, no.

Also, wearing boxing gloves would make it difficult to pick up items you wished to purchase in-store or to enter your credit card information if ordering online. I suppose a particularly dextrous person might be able to use their toes or nose (for the online part, less so for in-store).

Also also: Strike two for “boxing week.” Don’t make me put on my boxing gloves.