Big tech: Rated on evil

As Brad Colbow opined not long ago, there are no more tech good guys. It seems every large tech company goes bad at some point. Maybe they all start bad and it just gets worse as the companies scale up. Whatever the case, the people who now defend the likes of Google and Microsoft seem kind of weird, or they’re lawyers.

Here’s my somewhat arbitrary ranking of how evil each of the Big Tech™ companies are:

  1. MOST EVIL: Meta. First, the name change didn’t fool anyone. This is still Facebook and all it entails. Also, Zuckerberg was pretty off on the metaverse being the Next Big Thing (NBT). He’s probably looked into changing the company name again to AI. They get top spot because they’ve valued engagement over actual people’s lives. They are literally willing to let people die if it benefits the company. Anyone posting or using Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp or Threads would do well to remember this.
  2. FROM A TO EVIL: Amazon. Like Google and MS, Amazon has used its monopoly to crush competition and then made its own experience that much worse, because why be good when you don’t need to be? They rank so high here because of their huge reach and influence. Bonus evil points for implementing a Vader-ish “Pray I don’t alter the deal further” by adding ads to Prime video, then demanding you pay extra to remove them. Good companies that respect their customers don’t do things like this.
  3. DON’T BE EVIL: Google. Remember when web browsers started including pop-up blockers because web ads had become so pernicious and obnoxious? That was before Chrome even existed. In the early days of Google search, company stewards warned of mixing search with ads, fearing the latter would corrupt the former. Today, Google is a company that sacrifices everything to squeeze as much money as it can out of its ad/browser monopoly. They paid Apple over $20 billion in one year alone to be the default search engine in Safari. The company has no real purpose or vision except to sell ads and make profits fatter. It’s soulless, crushes competition through its monopoly muscle, and has directly contributed to making the internet a worse place.
  4. EVIL, TOO: Microsoft. Speaking of monopoly abusers, there’s Microsoft. They got their wrists slapped in the late 90s, early 2000s by the US Department of Justice for their shenanigans with Windows and Internet Explorer. That wrist slap did create an opening for Chrome, though, so oops! Today, Microsoft leans heavily on its cloud services to make money. It also actively seeks to make Windows worse by shoving ads, tracking and other cruft into it. It may have directly contributed to Linux getting 1% more popular. That’s a lot for Linux! It got me to try Linux, for Pete’s sake. MS also seems soulless in the same way as Google, with no real vision except to chase trends (currently AI) and make as much money as possible.
  5. THINK EVIL: Apple. Apple may be #4 on this list, but it’s rising fast. The first company to be valued at over $3 trillion US, Apple seems to exist now for two reasons: To make pretty good hardware that it sells at premium prices and to extract as much profit out of absolutely everything they do, and to keep extracting maximum profit, no matter what the cost to their reputation or long-term health. Apple, more than any other company here, is simply riven by greed, fostered by its long-standing culture of controlling all the things. Once services started making more money than anything but iPhone sales, Apple changed from a hardware company to “must always squeeze every dollar out of every avenue possible” company and has bitterly fought EU regulators, among others, to keep their gross profits untouched. I feel the tide is turning and Apple is determined to defy reality. We’ll see how that works for them. In the meantime, their once-beloved reputation is in tatters as they reveal themselves to be out-of-touch (see: the “Crush” ad), entitled and greedy.
  6. BONUS EVIL : The company formerly known as Twitter. X gets included because it still carries outsize influence. Journalists, or people who call themselves journalists, have demonstrated repeatedly that they are quite happy to hang out at a Nazi bar. This particular Nazi bar is so ineptly run that it’s losing a ton of money, while allowing hate, racism and everything terrible about people, to flourish. But because it’s run (so to speak) by one of the richest (on paper) people in the world, there’s no danger it will go away any time soon.

This list may be updated if I realize I’ve forgotten one evil tech company or another (the original post missed Amazon, which is kind of funny, since I put them at #2).

Half Sword demo, Part 2: Very close to pants!

I tried the Half Sword demo again, because I figured I was missing something obvious when I could not pick up anything, such as a weapon, or a nice pair of pants.

At first, I was again befuddled. But I did learn how to take fancy shots in camera mode. Observe me standing over the clothes I can’t put on:

This was progress, of a sort, but I persevered, because I was not going to spend an entire demo in my underwear, no matter how enticing it might seem.

It turns out when the onscreen instruction says Press E/Q to interact, what it really means is Tap E/Q to interact. If you press (and hold) either key, nothing happens. If you just tap the key instead, voilà! Pants will attach to your legs! Weapons will jump into your hands! Behold:

This was exciting! I was now partially dressed and confident I could pick up a weapon, as soon as I found one. But before I could, some mean guy showed up and pummelled me to death.

I restarted and this time I found no clothes, but did find a table with two weapons. Weapons are better than clothes. I would fight in my underwear, and I would win!

Luckily, I did find a jaunty cap and jacket shortly before another very mean person showed up, wielding a small sledgehammer. The lack of pants would make me swifter and more nimble, I was sure.

I flailed about to fend him off. It did not go well.

Strangely, he didn’t seem able to finish me off, leading to a curious stalemate where I could not get up, but he could not win.

I ended up having to Press G to give up. This was disappointing. But next time, I will find pants, and I will be unstoppable! Next time, the Very Dramatic music will be noting my victory!

Run 878: Three runs, two feet

I succeeded in getting an earlier start today and was able to run under delightfully cloudy skies, with conditions remarkably similar to Monday. Checking the hourly forecast, I was probably safe from the sun trill 2 p.m., but I wasn’t taking any chances after messing it up on Wednesday.

I started out a bit slower than Monday and lagged a bit at the 3K mark, but cranked it up for the final two km and finished with an overall pace of 5:44/km, only two seconds off Monday’s pace. That’s pretty good, all things considered.

There were no issues on the run, my BPM was fine, people on the trail were relatively sparse and all dogs were leashed.

It feels like a long time since I’ve done three runs in one week. Hopefully it won’t be a rare thing going forward. I’m talking to you, right knee!

Wildflowers just south of the water fountain, near the dam.

Stats:

Run 878
Average pace: 5:44/km

Training status: Productive
Location: Burnaby Lake (CW, short loop)
Start: 10:08 a.m.
Distance: 5.03 km
Time: 28:53
Weather: Cloudy
Temp: 18°C
Humidity: 68-66%
Wind: light
BPM: 152
Weight: 167.2
Total distance to date: 6,250 km
Devices: Garmin Forerunner 255 Music, iPhone 12, AirPods (3rd generation)
Shoes: HOKA Speedgoat 6 (35/67/102)

No more crackers

Seriously. I’m not a parrot.

I make a vow, here, publicly, on the interweb: I will eat no more crackers.

When I break this vow, I will return here and self-flagellate or something.

I mean the kind you eat, but an image of the same is proving elusive.

Half Sword demo: I can’t put on my pants

One of my internet pals suggested I try the Half Sword1I have no idea what Half Sword means. I assume you get the pointy part of the sword, at least. demo on Steam. “It uses physics a lot,” he said.

I loaded up the demo and was dismayed to find you can’t rebind the keys, so I had to use WASD. I am weird and use EDSF, but I figured I could adjust for one demo.

Once in the demo proper, I found my character laying on the ground, dressed only in his skivvies. It looked like it would be cold and kind of uncomfortable. I was told to press forward to stand. I did, and I did. I then walked over to a table that had some kind of dagger on it, along with a nice pair of pants. The demo said Press E/Q to interact. I tried both keys but my interaction seemed rather limited. The pants and dagger remained untouched. I eventually sort of rubbed up against the table and managed to knock over a bench next to it. Progress.

I then wandered off into the dark and the music got Very Dramatic. I found another nearby table, with a lamp and an axe. Maybe there was a sword, too? I tried interacting with them. I failed. But then the demo told me to use the mouse to swing my arm. Presumably while holding a weapon, like an axe or sword.

I went back to the first table and swung my arm. I knocked the pants onto the floor. The music continued to be Very Dramatic. I knocked the dagger onto the floor, too.

Then I realized four minutes had passed and exited the demo.

I conclude with a screenshot of my internet pal in the demo. As you can see, he could also not get his pants on, but did actually pick up a weapon, then broke one of his arms wielding it.

Why I don’t take photos on my iPhone 12 using zoom

The iPhone 12 doesn’t have any kind of optical zoom, it digitally “zooms”, which just gives you a mess of pixels vaguely in the shape of what you’re pointing the camera at.

Today, I saw a beaver resting near the Cariboo Dam. It was not especially far away, but not especially close, either. The 250mm telephoto lens on my Canon EOS M50 would have gotten a nice shot.

My iPhone 12 produced this brown ovoid blob with maximum zoom:

I should have added googly eyes.

I’m still not getting a new iPhone.

Run 877: Sun makes you slower

View from Cariboo Dam, pre-run.

I made a tactical error even before setting out for the run: I headed out about an hour later than intended. This notably meant that it would be a little warmer and that the sun would be out.

This turned out to be significant because, as the titles says, the sun makes you slower. While the conditions don’t seem all that different from Monday, the higher temperature, sun and humidity combined to make it feel a lot harder to get the same results. I started slower at 5:41/km, but that’s still pretty good. Dropped to 5:47/km for the second km, which is fine. But the third km my pace cratered to 6:04/km. That is a huge drop and even looking at the numbers now, it doesn’t seem possible.

When I hit that third km, I paused the run, walked forward and then back to where I had paused, probably about 30 seconds of walking in total, then resumed the run. This breather allowed my hart rate to drop to around 130 or so and gave me enough boost to finish with an overall average of 5:51/km. Kinda cheating, but I’ll take it.

Friday looks like it may be partly cloudy and a bit cooler. I’ll take it!

Other than the sun leaching all my atamina, the run was fine. My right leg felt a bit sore, mostly around the shi, on the walk back, but it settled down after a while and in the end it seems fine.

The trail weas unusually busy, especially in the area east of Piper Spit, with people all bunched up with dogs and kids and things. None of this presented any issue, though, which was nice.

The river trail was once again All Dogs Unleashed, but at least the dogs behaved themselves, even if the owners didn’t.

Brunette River, post-run. Not seen: all the dogs scampering about off-leash.

Stats:

Run 877
Average pace: 5:51/km

Training status: Productive
Location: Burnaby Lake (CCW, short loop)
Start: 11:13 a.m.
Distance: 5.03 km
Time: 29:25
Weather: Mostly sunny
Temp: 20-21°C
Humidity: 71-67%
Wind: light
BPM: 154
Weight: 167.3
Total distance to date: 6,245 km
Devices: Garmin Forerunner 255 Music, iPhone 12, AirPods (3rd generation)
Shoes: HOKA Speedgoat 6 (30/59/89)

Defeated by napping

One of the reasons I was not perturbed at moving from my Apple Watch to a Garmin Forerunner 255, which is a notably less capable smart watch and with a worse screen (though it works great in bright light, the opposite of the Apple Watch) is that I felt the Apple Watch gamified too many health aspects. I get it, the design is meant to prod and poke you into doing more, ultimately for your own benefit. But eventually it just felt like nagging.

The Garmin watch, by contrast, makes it easy to see your states, and awards you badges when you hit certain milestones, but it’s otherwise pretty quiet, so the gasmification mostly comes from within.

It turns out, I started gamifying my sleep and didn’t really notice it.

Specifically, if you get a sleep score of 75% or above for seven days in a row, you earn the Sleep Streak™ badge. I like earning this because badges, plus it means I’m sleeping well! This trained me to stick closely to my set sleep schedule, which the watch uses to issue relevant reminders before nappy time. It also puts the watch into a kind of sleep mode, where the display no longer lights up when you raise your wrist–you must specifically tap the backlight button.

Yesterday, IU found myself feeling in need of an afternoon nap (probably due to the run the day before) and the watch substracted nap time from my total recommended sleep for the night. This meant I could a) Go to bed at the usual time and get up earlier b) Go to bed an hour later with no penalty or c) find a way to screw this up somehow.

I chose Option C.

I went to bed late, but late enough that, even though I slept in a little past my usual wake-up time, I still didn’t hit the lower-than-usual minimum. My sleep streak ended. I had a sad.

I have resolved to return to a more normal sleeping pattern tonight. I swear! See: #$@!

Linux Mint, Part 7: Do not touch the Mint

I’m not sure if this is really Part 7, but it feels close enough.

The other night I thought1, “Wouldn’t it be fun to replace the Cinnamon desktop of Linux Mint with the GNOME desktop used by Ubuntu?” It worked, but was a little glitchy. I decided to uninstall it. Instead, I made Mint unbootable.

After some valiant attempts at repair, I ended up fixing the issue by completely re-installing Mint. I am very good at this now. And it actually went pretty fast. I did have a backup made, but it did not work, for reasons. Probably because I made it unbootable, too.

Anyway, lesson learned! If I want to play around with GNOME, I will do so in Ubuntu, which is still installed in another partition and which I have yet to make unbootable.

Here is a picture of a mint. Or a box of mints, which is close enough.

Photo by Erik Mclean
  1. Yes, this is a weird thing to think. ↩︎

Run 876: Clouds make you faster

View from Cariboo Dam, pre-run: Actual clouds and temperatures in the teens.

Weirdly, I started today’s run at almost the exact same time as the last one, off my only two minutes.

I was originally planning on running counter-clockwise, but changed my mind when I got to the lake and did a clockwise short loop, turning around just past the halfway mark–which is unusual for me, because I usually run about 3 km before turning back, as I like the little psychological boost of having less to run on the way back.

Conditions were different enough to be noticeable (listed in order of importance):

  1. 18C instead of 22-24C
  2. Cloudy instead of sunny
  3. Humidity in the 70s instead of 60s

The higher humidity was effectively cancelled out by the cloud cover and cooler temperature. The combination made a huge difference in my energy level. Unlike the previous run, I did not try to store any reserves during the first km. I didn’t go all-out, either, I just ran at a steady pace. That pace turned out to be 5:31/km, which was a lot faster than I expected, but I maintained a pace of around 5:48 for the next three km, and wrapped up with 5:35/km on the final stretch, for an average of 5:42/km. This is a staggering 25 seconds faster than last Wednesday’s run, resulting in a total time more than two minutes shorter. Another indicator of how better the conditions were: My BPM dropped to 151 vs. 156 for the previous run. I was faster and didn’t even work as hard.

Clouds really do make you faster.

The energy boost even persisted through the walk home. It was weird, because I was actually concerned I would feel slow and tired. I am happy to be wrong!

There were a number of other runners out, but the trail was otherwise pretty quiet. Clouds make you faster, but they also scare away people. Some were dressed like it was suddenly mid-fall.

And while the lake trail was fine, the river trail was once again a Dogs Run Free zone, with multiple dogs running around sans leash. I’d call the city of Metro Vancouver or whatever, but know it’s pointless. It’s basically an honour system with no real enforcement, and about half of all dog owners seem to think their dogs are too precious for leashes. Whatever.

It still doesn’t take away from my buzz over such a pleasant and zippy run!

Looking west, just past the Cariboo Dam, post-run.

Stats:

Run 876
Average pace: 5:42/km

Training status: Productive
Location: Burnaby Lake (CW, short loop)
Start: 11:55 a.m.
Distance: 5.03 km
Time: 28:41
Weather: Cloudy
Temp: 18°C
Humidity: 76-74%
Wind: light
BPM: 151
Weight: 166.9
Total distance to date: 6,240 km
Devices: Garmin Forerunner 255 Music, iPhone 12, AirPods (3rd generation)
Shoes: HOKA Speedgoat 6 (25/51/76)