- Fresh-made bread
- A good workout
- Coming back to a problem later and instantly seeing a solution for it
random thoughts
Haiku to aliens silently observing us

Assuming there are a) aliens and b) they find us interesting enough to observe, of course. A haiku, in the form of a gentle plea:
Hello aliens We're not as dumb as we seem We need more time, please
This haiku is inspired by:
- Putin thinking it was smart to invade Ukraine
- People who cry about losing freedom because they have to wear a mask sometimes during a global pandemic
- Global warming made a lot worse by guess who!
- The general decline in rational thought, reason, compassion and what passes for common sense
Sometimes I think, “Wouldn’t it be neat to have a glimpse 100 years into the future, to see what wondrous technologies are yet to come?” but these days I’m more likely to pass on such an idea because I feel that future glimpse would reveal a world in which we (humans) are either gone or set back a thousand years or so in terms of technology due to our inability to stop fighting/killing each other and being so selfish and short-sighted about everything and anything. Sure, social media (nominated for Top Scourge of the 21st Century by me) amplifies all of this and perhaps makes it seem so much worse than it might really be, but I still find myself sighing over how often I see people being so casually thoughtless and uncaring. It feels like the glue that holds us together is wearing thin and everyone is moving toward looking out for #1, which will probably lead to our eventual doom.
Or maybe we will have flying cars and baby machines. Who can say? It’s easy to focus on the negative, so let me try one more haiku:
Hello aliens We are a work in progress Please do not blast us
There, a wee bit more positive, woo.
Is this funny? I think it’s a little funny
“Twitter for Professionals”. Just the phrase makes me giggle.
And then cry a little.

I started a newsletter
No, I don’t know why. But I can explain how I got here:
- I decided I wanted to move away from Gmail for [reasons]
- I began searching for other email services
- I initially settled on Outlook.com because I already had a subscription to
OfficeMicrosoft 365, anyway - Outlook.com is mostly fine but doesn’t really do anything new with email, and the UI is bland and boring. I began looking again.
- I settled on trying out HEY email. Yes, they like you to spell it all shouty like that. HEY got me a new email address and I like the way it looks. It does a few things differently and while I’m not yet convinced I’ll stay with it long term, it’s a fine second email service for me to play around with.
- HEY offers something called HEY World, which lets you write an email that gets posted to your own custom mini-blog. Mine is here: https://world.hey.com/stan.james
- Two friends humored me and subscribed, but the whole thing is pretty basic. But it gave me a taste of something different, and eventually I wanted more.
- Today is also the day that Austin Kleon moved his weekly newsletter to Substack. I read several other Substack-hosted newsletters and began mulling moving my random thoughts from HEY World to Substack, where I can experiment and be weird on the internet.
Which brings me to my Substack newsletter, cleverly titled Stan’s Random Newsletter. You can see it here: https://stanjames.substack.com/ (I also have a handy link on the right sidebar of this blog.)
Can I just keep posting random nonsense here on my blog? Yes! Will I continue doing so? Yes! So why use Substack? Because there’s something about a newsletter that’s different, even if it’s simply the convenience of sending the random thoughts directly to someone via email. If they like the random thoughts, they can get more without doing anything. No websites to remember, no fuss, no muss (what is muss, anyway?)
I have no idea how long I’ll keep this up or what will come of it, but I’ll play around with it for a while and see where it goes. I’ll start by padding it out with some of my HEY World posts, because a smart author knows how to utilize existing resources. Or something.
A case of the blahs
Hard to explain. Could it be…
- Uncertainty about the future
- Global warming (sort of related to the above)
- General sense of flabbiness
- Something intangible and unknowable
- The fact that the Styx album Kilroy Was Here really got made
I’m listening to “Mr. Roboto” right now, and I’m leaning toward the last one. I loved this album when it came out in 1983. I was 19 years old at the time. I present this as my only defense. Well, that and being a sucker for concept albums, apparently even bad ones.
My mind is blank
Yep, it is. I am in one of those weird phases where the more I try to think of something to write, the more the thoughts find ways to squirm out of my head and fly away, never to be seen again. Or maybe they just splat against the nearest window.
So when in doubt, let’s list1I like lists!
The Five Best Colors in the World According to Me
- Dark pink
- Red
- Dark blue
- Verdant green
- Black. It’s not a color, but it’s so handy. And black.
Three articles of clothing I will likely never wear
- A speedo
- A kilt
- A burlap sack
Perks of working in IT Support
- lol
- lol
- Seriously, lol
Ways to Make the World a Better Place
- Ride your bike
- Grow some veggies
- Be nice to others. Not super stupid nice, just reasonably nice and pleasant.
- Eliminate all management
- Probably need to do something about capitalism, too
The best thing in the world
Taking the laundry out of the dryer on a cold winter’s day.
Conversely, this is also the worst thing in the world during summer.
Thus endeth the parade of anything I can think of, May 2021 edition
This is the 11th post I’ve made today, which may be a record. And with #11 I have officially hit 31 posts for the month, keeping to my “one post per day” rule intact, which is actually more like a “post the equivalent number of times to match one-post-per-day for the month in question” rule. Which has worked out so far, so why change now?
I could go for a Sausage and Egg McMuffin right now.
Random thoughts on random topics supplied by a bearded man on Discord
- Speed writing: Every time I try this, I get arrested by the word police for crimes against spelling.
- Blog vs. vlog: On a blog I don’t have to look beautiful. On a vlog I don’t have to worry about typos. Since I can always wear a wig and glasses and spell pretty good, I’ll call this a draw.
- The shift to electric vehicles: Where will all those dead batteries go?
- On the resurgence of board games: I have no one to play with, so they suck, all of them. Yeah. Or maybe I need new post-COVID friends. Time shall tell. (As kids, we totally used the Free Parking “dump all money here” rule in Monopoly. I preferred Mousetrap, though, as it better suited my aesthetic for the zany and impractical. Speaking of impractical, every attempt I ever made at RISK.)
- Ice cream flavors: I prefer chocolate, with or without peanut butter. Some caramel is acceptable. Vanilla is actually pretty decent, if it’s good vanilla. Neapolitan is perfect for those nights of indecision. Strawberry is fine. Anything with licorice is the darkest evil. Ice cream in a bowl is better than in a cone, but ice cream in a sundae is best of all. A Dairy Queen Oreo cookie Blizzard is yummy and probably 5,000 calories.
- Toad vs. frog deathmatch: I say toad, because they seem meaner than frogs, somehow. The smart frog will choose to not engage.
The strange sensation of having no ideas
Ideas are generally easy to come by, it’s the execution that’s hard. This is why you generally don’t pay someone for a good idea, because anyone can come up with something decent.
Usually.
But for the past month or so, when I have sat down to write something on this blog, without having something already in mind, I feel this strange sensation, almost like my brain is being slowly suffocated, as if any possible idea is squashed before it can escape.
This is why I often write nothing at all. Because the few feeble ideas–a haiku, for example, yield either nothing (that word again) or results that are so tepid I won’t post them just to spare the bots scraping the site.
I have no grand point here, but I do vaguely hope that articulating this will help. We shall see.
Bluh (with bonus thoughts on organization)
I was originally only going to repeat “bluh” here, but it occured to me that I am also disorganized, so I’ll record that here as well.
Bluh.
I am disorganized.
It’s not that I don’t try to be organized, it’s that I have no consistent method for it. I will sometimes write something down using old-fashioned pen and paper, others times I might use:
- Drafts (iOS app)
- OneNote
- iA Writer
- Notepad
- Notepad++
- This blog
- Something else
So when I go to find something I vaguely recall writing down, I end up searching across multiple devices and drives, hoping I’ll get lucky on a keyword. And Windows is still pretty slow doing searches. So for 2021 I vow to come up with a better way to organize my ideas and junk. Or else. Or else I won’t.
UPDATE: I found the idea that prompted my thoughts on being disorganized–it was made through iA Writer, but was saved to iCloud, which doesn’t show up automatically on the PC version. So I blame myself and the software.
Finally, proof I am not crazy talking to myself
I’ve always felt that talking to myself helped me to clarify thoughts and ideas–not to mention for fiction writing, it’s a great way to sound out dialogue. And now I have scientific proof!
Talking out loud to yourself is a technology for thinking
Not only that, but walking around while talking to myself apparently enhances the effects:
You might have noticed, too, that self-talk is often intuitively performed while the person is moving or walking around. If you’ve ever paced back and forth in your room while trying to talk something out, you’ve used this technique intuitively. It’s no coincidence that we walk when we need to think: evidence shows that movement enhances thinking and learning, and both are activated in the same centre of motor control in the brain.
Now I need to go stretch my legs and loudly think of my next blog post.