It’s been a while since I did one of these, and I figured I should get one more in before the end of the year. It’s not perfect, but it’s snow goosey enough. Based on a photo I took at Iona Beach on October 22, 2023.

A gaming pal of mine who works at Adobe enhanced my previously posted photo of a ring-billed gull by adding Bigfoot and a croissant. Behold our glorious AI future:

The original may be seen here, sans Bigfoot: A ring-billed gull looking unimpressed, as they always do
I fell way behind on my unofficial goal of 2 posts per day on the blog, and still have 10 more to go. Can I do it? Maybe. Should I? Maybe!
Here’s a haiku on perseverance I just made up:
Perseverance You think and then do You ponder what you have made Do more anyway
Here they are:
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That’s right, I didn’t do any. But I feel a little bad, so here’s a five-minute sketch of the Day 13 prompt, RISE:

I asked Adobe Firefly to give me a Sasquatch working in an office on Adobe Photoshop, using the photography filter. It gave me this:

I mean, would you tell him lunch break is over?
To amuse me. If it makes me laugh (or smile), I’m good.
Yesterday, a discussion in Discord lead to speculation over whether the Sasquatch had arrived in Australia via dugout canoe1This started when someone in my gaming group, who is going on a trip to Australia soon, noted “my research has indicated that there’s a Bigfoot like cryptid called the Yowie that lives in Australia“. I asked Adobe Firefly to produce illustrated proof of this, and behold:

This is all I really need AI to do when it comes to art. Sasquatches in canoes.
It was hot today. But if I had to choose between 40C and -40C, I’d go with 40C.
I mean, really, I’d choose something nice in-between, but if I had to pick because of an important movie plot or something, I’d go with the warmer. I dislike being cold.
Anyway, the haiku:
The warmth of the sun Just like a beach boy The warmth of the sun calls me Rays of light and tan
It’s the end of June, I’ve lost weight, it’s been sunny, and I got sick.
So, a mixed bag.
And now ten words that rhyme with June:
Now, take these ten words and use them in a story! Surprise writing prompt!
I sat by the window, listening to a tune on the radio, staring out and up at the fat moon. I used a spoon to shovel up ice cream from a bowl, directing it to my mouth. The night was silent, save for the plaintive cry of a loon. I did not want to listen to it croon its sorrowful song, so shut the window. I picked up my Zune, which still worked all these years later, quite the boon. I played a song at random and did not like it. Why had I bought it? I would need to prune my playlist. I laid back on the bed and closed my eyes, seeing before me in the dark an image of endless sand, one giant rolling dune after another. Had I been here before, or only in a dream? I opened my eyes and reached over to the nightstand, picking up a small wooden talisman I had been given by a stranger, a burnished, dark rune, whose etchings defied explanation. I held it up before my face and turned it over. "Soon," I whispered. "Soon."2Bonus rhyming word for extra credit
It’s harder than I thought it would be!
I started using my usual bird-drawing style, and that turned out too realistic, so I tried to simplify it further by:
In the end it definitely looks better, but the proportions are still those of an actual hummingbird, so I may try exaggerating those next. Cartooning is tricky!
The current result:

I asked ChatGPT to write a haiku about going to bed on time:
Slumber beckons me, Timely rest embraces night, Dreams weave gentle peace.
I mean, it’s OK. At least it’s not secret code to start building SkyNET. AFAIK.