I am now collecting obsolete Apple devices

A few days ago Apple quietly pulled the iPod nano and iPod shuffle from their online store and confirmed the devices were being discontinued. The only iPod left is the iPod Touch, which is really just an iPhone with the phone bits removed. The Touch itself hasn’t been updated since 2015, though Apple did double the storage without changing the price while killing the nano and shuffle, so it’s at least a better value now. Its days are still likely to be numbered. I predict no more hardware refreshes, maybe another round of new colors (next year) and then bye-bye it goes.

I bought the 7th generation nano shortly after it came out to replace the 6th generation model I had before it. The biggest change was going from a click wheel interface to a touchscreen that aped the look and feel of the iPhone. While the click wheel had the advantage in allowing you to use it by simply clicking without looking, I found it reacted very badly when it got the slightest bit damp when I was using it on runs. And I used mine pretty much exclusively when running (using the built-in Nike+ app). The touchscreen version could also be a bit finicky when wet but not to the same degree. I once extended a run by nearly half a km when I couldn’t get the click wheel to work during a light rain. (The nano had a bizarre history with Apple radically changing the device over its lifespan. The sixth generation model had a video camera included, something that seems completely silly looking back.)

Both of my nanos still work. In fact, I used my saucy green model just this year. I always wanted Apple to make a 32GB version of it so it could hold all of my music and I wouldn’t have to choose what to leave off. But alas.

Perhaps the best thing about the nano was its size, specifically how small it was. I could slip it into a pocket on a run and not even notice it there. There is no smartphone–iPhone or otherwise–that comes remotely close to that kind of portability.

Of course, it had its disadvantages. It didn’t connect to anything. That meant I couldn’t use Siri to set music or change tracks (I do that a lot, especially on runs). It could only sync through iTunes, which is a major downside these days, given how generally awful iTunes is (especially with syncing). And the aforementioned 16GB of storage ultimately proved limiting.

I guess if I had a wish list for the nano-that-will-never-be, it would look something like this:

  • full integration with iOS (ie. a real iOS device)
  • support for Siri
  • 32 and 64GB storage options
  • wireless syncing

Basically it would be a tiny version of the iPod Touch.

Except the only way that will happen is if this timeline splits off into a bizarro world where a lot of people in 2017 still use dedicated music devices. And even then it probably wouldn’t happen. Which means my two nanos now join my 80GB iPod Classic in the dustbin of technology, products that helped Apple become the giant it is today and just a decade later are obsolete, like my 8-track player and Zip drive. (I’d have a tough time deciding which of those two was the worst because, brother, they weren’t no nanos).

July 6th and 15th, 2017: Into the void! Bonus: amusing cat image

Somehow I managed once again to have not a single person, dog, cat, robot or other living or non-living thing visit this site on July 6th and 15th of this month.

I am more impressed that no one even accidentally came across the site by searching for some errant term that might show up and lead them here.

Still, in a tiny way it’s depressing. I could post nothing on Facebook and get way more hits. I could post nothing on Twitter and probably get sexually harassed.

To celebrate the lack of visitors on either day I now present an amusing cat image.

cat scratch fever

Manning Park 2017: Day 2, Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Trails both open and closed, terrifying heights of terror

Day 2 started bright and early with a home-cooked breakfast of yummy pancakes and bacon. Thanks, Aunt Jemima!

Our first adventure of the day was to find internet. It turns out the boonies are much better equipped for booze than modern communications technology. Undaunted, we headed to the Cascades Lookout, a 16 km drive straight up the mountain (well, with a few switchbacks included) where a park ranger had promised the possibility of cell coverage, depending on provider.

The drive up was slow and terrifying for anyone with a fear of heights. Like me, for example. Once up top, we parked and indeed found we had two bars of coverage, enough to say hi on Facebook and sync all-important MyFitnessPal data. Those tasks completed, we set off on a couple of hikes, starting with the Paintbrush Trail, so-named because the trail is littered with discarded paintbrushes left by frustrated painters who came up to paint, only to find everything already painted in lush green alpine meadows and wildflowers.

Or maybe it’s because the meadows up here are filled with alpine blooms. We did see more than a few flowers but found out they are actually blooming later than usual this year due to the hard winter, so the big show will be missed, alas.

Paintbrush Trail
Standing on the Paintbrush Trail, contemplating paintbrushes. And trails.
All hail technology (and two bars of cell coverage on top of a mountain)
Jeff midway down the stairs taking a picture of me…
…while I take a picture of him from the top of the stairs.

After looping back around we saw a van pull up in the parking lot and, weirdly, the same Alpenhorn quintet, still in costume, came piling out with horns in tow.

Here’s hoping the fourth guy didn’t accidentally elbow the fifth guy. It was a long way down.

It turned out they actually had a second concert up here. It was announced and everything, though we missed the announcement. It was still bizarre to have them show up again. I’m waiting for their next sudden appearance.

We returned to the camp and had leftover pizza for lunch. It was surprisingly good. Waste not, want not and all that. After we resumed more hikes, heading along Lightning Lake to Flash Lake (the person who named the latter deserves a serious paddling). We had planned on looping Flash Lake until we met this little fellow:

Trail closed due to CAUTION sign in the way

We doubled back and headed over Rainbow Bridge. Midway across Jeff ran into a co-worker from UBC. Another weird coincidence. The Alpenhorn players did not suddenly appear, though. Not yet, anyway.

The total hike was still about 9 km in total. I used my watch to record it as a workout and brilliantly ended the workout early two times, so according to the watch, it was a long hike followed by a short hike followed by a “this is not really a hike” hike.

Before dinner, we went to the Manning Park Resort and Lodge and looked around the store for maps, souvenirs, and hidden Alpenhorn players. We found a map, I got a souvenir mug for Jeff, handy for imbibing liquids, and got a zippered hoodie for myself because I was dumb and forgot to bring a jacket. That wouldn’t be a problem if the whole night part of camping didn’t happen, but it does, so the hoodie will offer warmth as I remind myself not to forget things next time.

Seen at the Manning Park Resort: Statue recounting bear attacked by legendary nose-eating salmon

Dinner was BBQ chicken with potatoes and veggies and was extra yummy because were eating out in spectacular scenery up in the mountains instead of the couch, which offers little in the way of spectacular scenery. We made s’mores over the campfire after, fulfilling one of the mandatory camping requirements.

Later as it got dark we waited ’round the campfire for the stars to come out. Jeff eventually gave up waiting and went to bed. I kept waiting but when it was still light over an hour after sunset I also gave up. Stupid stars. I went to bed and dreamed about them coming out instead.

And thus ended Day 2.

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Manning Park 2017: Day 1, Tuesday July 4th

Heading out, the drive, the marmots, the Alpenhorns

Having never had a formal vacation together, Jeff and I decided to do a five day trip to Manning Park, about 220 km east of Vancovuer as the crow flies, assuming the crow flies along the highway.

Day One found us heading out on July 4, humming “America the Beautiful” to commemorate U.S. Independence Day.

We left New Westminster around 9:30 or so and conditions were near-perfect, with temperatures in the mid-20s under clear skies. We picked up the trailer in Langley (and brother, that thing is heavy), then began the first leg of our trek, which would take us to Chilliwack for gas and propane. There wasn’t much to see in Chilliwack but here’s a picture of Vedder Road, named after Pearl Jam vocalist Eddie Vedder, or so the legend goes.

The splendor of Chilliwack
The splendor of Chilliwack

And here’s a giant Canadian flag that was flying outside the service station. This ends the Chilliwack portion of our vacation:

A giant Canadian flag for the 4th of July
A giant Canadian flag for the 4th of July

We headed off along Highway 3 (the Crow’s Nest, as it’s called, possibly because of something to do with crows) which became more snake-like than crow-like as it wound through the mountains.

Shortly after noon we arrived at Hope, a bustling metropolis with internet and everything. It was also windy enough that I saw dust devils forming in the Save-On Foods parking lot.

We had lunch at Home, a very busy restaurant, perhaps because people think it is their actual home and always go there to eat and wonder why mom comes around with a pad of paper to ask what you’re having for dinner instead of just cooking meatloaf again and telling you that you’ll like it.

Here is an obligatory shot of my hot turkey sandwich (I didn’t eat the cranberry sauce because it was cranberry sauce):

I don't know why I was stabbing my sandwich with a knife
I don’t know why I was stabbing my sandwich with a knife

Jeff had a BLT sandwich, which you can see at the top of the photo. I want one now.

We bought a couple hundred dollars in groceries, enough for at least several meals. Jeff may or may not have acquired liquor.

And then we were off.

Leaving Hope behind
Leaving Hope behind

Around 3 p.m. we arrived at Lightning Lake Campground and meandered to our spot. It’s a nice spot. It has a picnic table, a fire ring to prevent people from burning down the entire forest, and a forest, which surrounds it. We set up without injury or incident.

The campsite!
The campsite!

We went on a hike around Lightning Lake, called, cleverly enough, the Lightning Lake Loop.

Heading off around Lightning Lake. It's important to stay hydrated!
Heading off around Lightning Lake. It’s important to stay hydrated!
Rainbow Bridge
Rainbow Bridge. Diving allowed–no. Bears–maybe.
Jeff was well-hydrated by the end of the hike around the lake.
Jeff was well-hydrated by the end of the hike. And half-naked.

In the distance of the shot below you can see Mt. Frosty, the highest point in Manning Park, so-named as it is the burial site of Frosty the Snowman.

Lightning Lake view
There were some pretty views of the lake as we made our way around it.

On the last leg of the loop we saw a place that rents canoes for $20 an hour, with an option to buy after four. We declined and instead admired the water from the shore.

There was also a field filled with marmots, roughly a million or so. Here’s just one:

Marmots all the way down
The handsome knee you see is mine. Crouching down is marmot-speak for “may have food.”

One little kid was petting them. He probably has scurvy now or whatever it is you get from marmots.

They squeaked a lot. I did not pet them.

In the evening we went to the amphitheater to watch an Alpenhorn quintet in from Germany get eaten alive by mosquitoes. They also played their Alphenhorns. It was unique and interesting, even if a lot of the pieces sounded the same. I was mildly disappointed they did not end with “Stairway to Heaven.”

Alpenhorn quintet
Alpenhorn quintet that flew in straight from Germany (and boy, were there arms tired).

We did not stay for the nature trivia quiz after. The parks person hosting it noted that there would be no cheating as there is no Wi-Fi at the campsite. I imagine some were doubly hurt, as the symbol for the amphitheater looks just like a Wi-Fi logo:

Amphitheater sign
This is not a Wi-Fi sign.

We had hot dogs roasted on the campfire, as one is duty-bound to do when camping. Here’s our first fire, just getting started.

campfire
Campfire!

And then we slept, having survived an entire afternoon and evening without internet access. I only banged my head once getting up to use the loo, something I consider a minor triumph. I don’t do well in confined spaces.

In all, a good first day.

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Another month, another flurry of last-day posts

I’ve done it again.

I started out in early June staying close to one-post-per-day on this here blog, then it went off the rails and on this last day of the month I found myself eight posts short of my desired goal.

It’s been difficult, but I’ve avoided making eight posts of animated cat gifs today. I’ve only made one.

This is post #29 so I have one more to go after this.

Have a random thought:

What is it that makes so many people unaware of the space around them when they are out in public? I don’t really know, but I lean toward thinking it’s something unique to large urban areas. As more of the world fits into that category it’s probably going to get that much worse.

And that’s not even counting the smartphone zombies.

It bugs me that so many people don’t pay attention. It seems lazy and selfish. But what can I do, other than to complain in vain? I suppose I could wear a giant mechanical suit and just fling people out of my way. That seems a bit harsh, though. And expensive.

No, complaining it is.

iPad Pro: not reviewed (yet)

I picked up an iPad Pro 10.5 inch model tonight with 256 GB of storage. This will replace my 32 GB iPad Air, which still works without issue, it just does most things a little slower.

I was originally going to get the 12.9 inch model but they are weirdly hard to find right now so I’m going to see if the 10.5 works for me. I have a few weeks to try it out before Apple will say “lol it’s yours now, buddy!” and won’t let me exchange it.

I’ll post more impressions or some kind of review later but for now let me just say that I don’t remember having to repeatedly tell Siri things before during the setup. The process went smoothly otherwise. I’ve elected to just add apps as I need them rather than do a full restore from backup.

I also got a pencil so will be creating amazing works of art shortly. My definition of amazing may differ from the traditional one.

As a bonus, I now have four iPad chargers. I can almost start wearing them as jewellery.

Early summer assessment: Surprisingly okay

The last week or so of June has seen a ridge of high pressure over the area, with mainly sunny skies and highs ranging from 21 to 30 degrees, all above seasonal averages. I know we’ll pay for this somehow with something like two weeks of hail in July, but it’s been a pretty nice start to summer 2017. I actually saw bikes on the Brunette River trail kicking up dust with their tires instead of mud. It was weird.

News*: Trump is still a boorish, vulgar idiot

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This is the President of the United States. You know, the person more than 62 million people voted for. The bar for acceptable, respectable behavior by a president is now so low it is below ground. It will be generations before the presidency recovers from this thin-skinned, dull-witted infantile blowhard, if it ever recovers at all. I’m not sure it will.

And good job, too, to the Republicans who will stand by and say nothing–or even defend him–as they go about their work of dismantling the United States to better serve the rich few at the top.

I used to think this lazy, ignorant man might resign because the presidency is hard work. I never imagined he’d just not do the work (and what little he actually does is borderline incompetent most of the time. The rest of the time it’s just plain incompetent).

* haha, not really news

The first day of summer, 2017: Perfectly cromulent

Today is officially the first day of summer and it defied expectations, given the weather we’ve seen so far this year. Rather than raining brimstone and fire or perhaps just letting loose with another monsoon, the day instead was a bit breezy but pleasant, with clear skies, sun and temperatures hovering just under 20ºC–right around seasonal.

It was kind of weird.

I took advantage by actually going for a walk at lunch. I admit I have a motive other than enjoying the nice weather, and that is a renewed effort to get the rest of the flab off me.

On that note, I make a solemn vow now: No more Goldfish crackers. These are like year-round shortbread for me. They are small and tasty and so it’s easy to eat five or ten or 5,000 of them before you know it.

No more.

Begone, Goldfish! You will be a lightly-salted memory from now on. As soon as I finish this bag, that is.

There’s no need to be wasteful, after all.

But anyway, the first day of summer was pretty nice.