I’ve added the mandatory time travel story that I penned back in 1993. Killing Time is its name. Against my better judgement, I have also included the short-short The Little Boy Who Rode a Green Bike, for which I offer no explanation but profuse apologies. You will be a little dumber for having read it.
A troll, a knight and a thief walk into a bar…
In Trolling for Fun and Profit I go medieval in a romp about a troll, a knight and the thief that gets caught between them. This is yet another story from my ever-fertile 1993 period. Enjoy!
Time for a meaty little snack
I’ve added the strange little tale known as Hot Dog to the Fiction section. Enjoy it with a nice Coke or something.
A couple of fiction updates
I’ve re-jiggered the Short Fiction Introduction page to serve as a repository for links to all the stories collected here. I have added .pdf versions of Green Revolution, Sammy Takes a Dive and Sing, Toaster, Sing. Expect to see more added over the next few weeks as I tidy up the tales for proper interweb presentation.
Keeping it fsimple
I’ve looked over a number of themes for WP and have settled on fsimple for now because it’s simple and I’m all about being simple.
I’ve adjusted the type, color scheme and formatting a bit and will continue to plink away at the general site design. Then I shall dazzle with content.
Updated to 2.02!
Who needs content when you can just update the backend that no one ever sees?
I swear I am going to reorganize the fiction pages and finally create a new theme for this place. Really. You’ll see.
Updated to version 2.0.1 – so very exciting!
I’ve updated the site to WordPress 2.0.1.
Nothing else has been changed.
This may be corrected “soon”.
Sammy Takes a Dive
I’ve added Sammy Takes a Dive to the Short Fiction page. This is another comic story but it’s a bit darker than Sing, Toaster, Sing. If I remember correctly, I wrote it in one sitting and when I read it a few days ago, the ending struck me as so disturbing and out of place that I changed it before putting it onto the site (the story was written back in 1992). I may include the original ending as part of the story’s commentary at some point.
I’ll probably have a story with a wee bit more substance up in the next week or so, including one about Mother Nature’s wrath that looks quaint in comparison to the actual hurricane-earthquake-tsunami-palooza we’ve been experiencing over the last year.
Short stories? Yes! Good? Maybe!
I’ve begun the process of collecting my varied attempts at short fiction and will start putting them up on the site. These stories date back anywhere from about 1989 to 1997. Yeah, it’s been awhile since I wrote fiction regularly.
Most of the stories are first or second drafts and I’ve only gone over them lightly, fixing some of the worst gaffes but leaving them pretty much as is. My main objective is to just get the damn things out, then to worry about making them good.
The first story is called Sing, Toaster, Sing and is a silly little trifle. Read it over a Pop-Tart®. More stories to come on the Short Fiction page.
I’ve finally updated to WordPress 1.5.2. Very exciting news if you are WordPress’s mom or something.
I’ve decided to chuck the previous theme I had created, so the default one will do until I come up with something new and shiny. Enjoy!
And the answer is…
c) A little of a) and a little of b). I dunno how people find so much crap to say.
In the meantime, members of QB may have noticed that our forums are down. While we work at lovingly restoring them to their former glory, feel free to share your comments in this blog thinger.
I kind of suck at this blog thing
a) Really lazy when it comes to maintaining a blog
b) Have absolutely nothing to say
c) A little of a) and a little of b)
I will post the correct answer after giving this a bit of thought. Give me a few months.