General

The secret to blog success is to post nothing!

Or so it would seem, looking at the stats for this blog of mine.

I usually have 10–30 visitors to the site per day, which is fine because I don’t advertise or promote in any way, there’s no definable hook (it’s just me posting whatever, plus lots of jogging updates) and the design is nothing special.

But then, on November 9th (two days ago as I type this), I got over 400 visitors. I did not post that day. The day before I posted about my knee, which I suspect is not a huge draw, though I did post a link to a Charlie Stross talk that I found entertaining and on-point the day after.

But still, weird.

Anyway, to anyone who visited, please root around, you’re bound to find something at least mildly entertaining. Maybe I’ll throw up (!) my gigantic page of tags again, that’s always good fun.

WordPress 6.4 is here!

I’m like Steve Martin in The Jerk1Yes, I am referencing a movie that came out in 1979. I am old. when the new phone book arrives2Remember phone books? I do, due to the aforementioned condition of being old.. So very excited!

Actually, I confess, I am not excited. The new features sound good, but I am concerned about further UI regressions. I see the Preview “hand iron” icon is still there, so that is not promising.

But I will maintain a positive outlook, because it feels like I’ve been crabby lately, and I don’t need to be crabby to drive engagement, because I don’t have engagement! I can be free to be positive, or thoughtful, or rambling, whatever I choose to be.

I have gotten off-track a bit.

Apparently, you can apply lightbox effects to images now. Let’s try that! I have checked the new Expand to click option for the image below, which should make it full-screen and all immersive up in the hizzzy.

Brunette River, going full fall

It seems to work. I’m not sure if I prefer this over the FooBox lightbox. Let’s try that one below and compare for science. Same image:

Brunette River, still going full fall

It looks like both pretty much give you the same larger image, but FooBox dims the rest of the browser window, retains the caption, and adds a border. On the other hand, the built-in lightbox plays a zippy animation when expanding the image to the larger size and feels all dynamic and modern.

On balance, I think I prefer the FooBox version, but I appreciate the new option1.

  1. Just like the footnotes WordPress added previously, which I occasionally use now, especially if I want my posts to look like high-falutin’ essays. ↩︎

This is today’s 16th post

As mentioned somewhere in among the flurry of today’s posts, I have this informal rule on my blog, to post once per day. I later amended this to allow me to have a day or two slip by, post-free, as long as I ended up with an average of one post per day by the last day of the month.

Since instituting this, I have posted a lot more. Is this a good thing? Sometimes! Maybe even most of the time, if only just.

Then I thought, Why not more? More more more.

So I unofficially decided to try for two posts per day. This would seem twice as hard, but it is, in fact, much harder. Also, if you start falling behind, it becomes even tougher to catch up. Kind of like if you’re halfway through National Novel Writing Month and your lack of output means you need to write 3,000 words per day for the last two weeks. You just throw your hands up in the air and surrender. Or in 2023, you get ChatGPT to write the novel for you.

Anyway, when I got up today, I realized I would not hit that two post per day average this month, as I had written 46 posts, well short of the needed 62. It meant I’d have to spew out 16 more posts in a single day to hit my goal, which I’d never done before, nor even come close to doing before.

But I did it tonight! This is the 16th post I’ve put up today and the 62nd for the month, averaging two per day. Hooray for me! I will now celebrate by going to bed.

Also, I’m never doing this again1Quite possibly a big fat lie..

I love this cat

Once upon a time on a forum I used to post to regularly, someone posted something that was absurd in that way that makes you stop and stare, as if you have witnessed an accident where you can’t quite figure out what happened.

In response, I found and posted this animated GIF. It’s just about perfect, really.

Star Trek: The Animated Series, my great (?) idea

Beam my idea up! (please)

Star Trek: The Animated Series, which aired 1973-1974, was kind of like the fourth season of the original series, with most of the cast returning to voice their characters, and a lot of the series’ writers onboard, too.

It just had one small problem: the animation was terrible. It was a Saturday morning cartoon, and in the 70s that meant cheap animation done quick.

My idea: Take the original voice work and redo the animation to modern standards. It could be a bit stylized, and you’d probably want to keep it non-CGI, but there’s a galaxy of room for improvement here. Sound effects and music could be retained, or reworked, on a case-by-case basis.

Package up the refurbished episodes (22 in total) and put them on a nice Blu-ray with bonus material and doodads. Also make them available for streaming. Oh, and include the original versions of the episodes, for purists who prefer terrible animation.

Make it so! (I know, wrong series. Kirk doesn’t have any good catchphrases that fit here.)

If I won the lottery

I would buy all the fireworks on the planet and shoot them into the sun.

This has nothing to do with fireworks constantly going off through the neighbourhood as I type these words.

10 more posts to go

I fell way behind on my unofficial goal of 2 posts per day on the blog, and still have 10 more to go. Can I do it? Maybe. Should I? Maybe!

Here’s a haiku on perseverance I just made up:

Perseverance

You think and then do
You ponder what you have made
Do more anyway

October was a little weird, as always

I always find the transition from summer to fall mildly traumatic and this October it was very much that, because in what felt like the space of a week I went from wearing shorts and t-shirts to wearing hoodies and long pants. Long pants!

I’ve already been running in single-digit weather.

And in four days we switch back to stupid time, which is to say: Pacific Standard Time. So it will be dark for like 20 hours every day.

On the plus side, it’s only 232 days until summer!

Random facts about U.S. presidents #1

Did you know Jimmy Carter has won three Grammy Awards? It’s true. All for his gangsta rap trilogy.

Kidding, it’s for spoken word recordings.

I discovered this factoid while falling down the Wikipedia rabbit hole. I can’t say there will necessarily be a Random facts about U.S. presidents #2.

Dream: Movie intermissions

I had several vivid dreams last night, and made a token effort to remember at least one of them. And did!

It was about movie intermissions, but not the old-timey kind where the movie literally stopped playing because they only had one projector and had to physically change reels. No, in my dream–and if I remember correctly, the movie being featured was Aliens (1986)–the movie would literally keep playing, but it would be the intermission, the idea being that people still needed a break during a long movie (and let’s face it, all of James Cameron’s movies are long1mostly), but rather than force people to try to pick the best time to run off and pee (though there is, in fact, now an app for that), the movie would deliberately add in a lull midway through.

What I recall from the dream is that the intermission scenes were a combination of backstory or minor character development, stuff that wasn’t critical to the plot, so if you missed it, it was more like missing the bonus material on a DVD rather than some vital part of the story. In the dream, people seemed to like it. In reality, it would just make movies in theatres even longer than they are now, so maybe not such a good idea.

Etc.: The last movie I saw in a theatre was Onward, in early March 2020. I can’t say I miss the experience, with or without intermissions. I do remember my bladder almost exploding during the interminable credits for Avengers: Endgame (runtime 181 minutes) as I waited for the “secret” scene at the end. My bladder won, and I missed it. I think I looked it up later, but can’t even remember what it was now.